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The Great Farting Contest Poem THE GREAT FARTING CONTEST I will tell you a tale that is certain to please, Of a great farting contest at Shitham on Pease, When all the great arses paraded the fields, To take part in a contest for various shields. Some cocked up their arses to fart up the scale...

O to be an Argonaut

Best GFY

What eats wood?

Snow Skiing

Wonky gearbox, car won't drive! This has 2 B 1 of the funniest tricks phone calls ever, to a car dealership complaint section!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Gear Box Problems One of the funniest things, I have heard in a long time!! God has a sense of humour, to inspire someone to come up with this! Amen! Love to all at SDC Ox

Apparantley size does matter

Spike Milligan Funny Poem

Face Lift A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspapr. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ’About 32,’ is...

Fremantle Harbour this morning 1st March 2025 As Volunteer Duty Watch Officer on the sail training ship Leeuwin2 for the weekend I see harbour life changing every minute of the day. I love it! Pity Leeuwin2 does not have her masts and Rigging in this picture today.

The Safe I told my wife to never look in the safe! Last night when I got home she said "I looked in the safe today and found 3 eggs and $40,000-00". I said I told you to never look in the safe! She said "what is with the 3 egg in the safe?" I said "well I have to be honest, when I have made...

New Author at age 70 My first book as a pensioner, is for young and old a like. Reviewers say it has everything. Educational History, Geography, Humour, Nature, Spirituality. May God bless you and yours with Health! Wealth! & Happiness! For 2025...

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Expose why men love women's Breasts Phil's View The above attachment was forwarded to me by a good female friend who does not have a problem with men ogling breast's. As some women do?. With this in mind, I would like to add the following as an insight into man's thinking. For the ladies...

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Valentine's Day My page boy Sylvester with something special, just for you! Sent with Love to you all! OXox Ladies I know it is not Valentines Day, but the attached is for you, if it is your birthday? Or if you are alone for Christmas New Years!!

$ note I once rolled up a $1 note set it alight to then light my cigar with it, at a fancy dress gangster party, when plastic notes replaced paper notes. I felt like a millionare!

Pre Halloween

Nose Hair Ouch!!