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Sleeping With Who? Paddy, who had a reputation for playing around with other people’s wives 😏, goes to his friend Mick and says, “I’m sleeping with Jack’s wife 💃. Can you keep him busy in church ⛪ for an hour after mass?” Mick isn’t thrilled 😬, but being a loyal friend 🤝, he agrees. After mass...

Reincarnation After 60 years of marriage, Earl and Mabel made a deal: Whoever kicks the bucket first has to come back and let the other know if there’s sex in the afterlife. Because let’s be honest - no one wants to be stuck in the clouds without a little action. 😏☁️ Well, Earl bites the dust...

WHO IS THIS GUY?

Explain This My granddaughter asked me where poo came from. I was a bit uncomfortable, but explained it the best I could. She stared at me in silence, then said," And Tigger?".

Important Facts

The Right man?

Sounds Like Aussie Romance

Dinner Menu I was sitting on the couch watching TV before when I heard my wife in the kitchen say, "What's for tea my love, chicken, beef or lamb?". I said, "I believe I'll have the chicken please". To which she replied, "You're having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat".

63 / 19 A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning… My dear wife, you will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 63 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope...

Gender Types

Little Johnny But Older Now Little Johnny had just failed his law exam and wasn’t ready to accept defeat. Determined, he approached his professor with a bold proposition. **Johnny:** “Professor, would you say you know everything there is to know about law?” **Professor:** “Absolutely.”...

Choice of Spouse

Restroom Upset 😁😁

Nasty News

Bank Support

$$$$$$$$ Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings, and a man engages the hands-free speaker. Everyone else stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Hi honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the shops and found this beautiful...

Our Generation WE ARE THE GENERATION THAT WILL NEVER COME BACK A generation that walked to school and then walked back A generation that did their homework alone to get out asap to play in the street. A generation that played spent all their free time on the street with their friends A...

Magic Penis A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, “Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks...

Penis Study The Penis Study The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US...