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What’s Your Score - I Made 3!

Coffee! ☕️ I saw a bloke at the coffee shop this morning with no phone, no tablet, no laptop. He just sat there drinking coffee like a psychopath.

New Parrot A woman goes to a pet shop looking for a parrot. They have three there, one is $200, one is $150 and one is $10. She asks the shop keeper why the third one is so cheap and he tells her it's because it used to live in a brothel. The woman finds this funny and buys it. When she takes...

Whale Facts It is a little known fact that the rectum of a blue whale can stretch to 3 and a half feet. Making it the second biggest arsehole in the world!

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Don’t Rely on Dr Google!z

On-Line Shopping Warning

Bond, James Bond Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea...

Desperate and Dateless DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTRE 80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out...

Desperate and Dateless DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTRE 80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out...

M.I.A Hi all, if you don’t see me around for a while my day tomorrow (Tuesday) will see me sleeping with three men from 0730 to approximately 1100, after which time I will be very drowsy and hopefully high on something, only surgery, nothing fun! It has been suggested that I will be out of...

Medical Report

The Power of Punctuation

I’ve Just Noticed Not a biggie but has anyone else noted the poor sleep habits of forum members? I sleep very poorly and always have done but keep getting told of the negative health consequences of poor sleep. In a recent hospital based sleep study I thought I had slept well but the...

Australian Political Prophecy c1509 Australian Political System Prophecy c1509

Mathematics Explained!

Wife Suggestion To Husband

He Has a Way With Words!

Listen to the Kids! Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother ….. "MOMMY...

Dad Joke