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Body Parts for Sale Two businessmen in the centre of London were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by, put the face to the window...

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Headache Cure for Blokes The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The...

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Worth a Try? The Black Bra I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I, the third one, have been married for 8+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels...

Country Living A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general, began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he...

The Change A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me." "This one's kind of strange," the woman said. "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied. "Well," she said...

Its All in the Wording! An old man crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says "Give me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp!" The old man replies, "Woah wait buddy, I don't have that much money but...

Collateral Damage An old Native American man needed to borrow $500, so he went to the local bank and asked to speak to the Loans Officer. The banker welcomed him and began filling out a loan application. Banker: “What are you going to do with the money?” Old man: “Buy silver, make jewelry, then...

Whos Bra? Mike: “Hey buddy, what's wrong?” Paddy: “Just had a big fight with the wife. That woman fights for no frickin' reason at all.” Mike: “Why? What happened?” Paddy: “We were both very excited and were just about to start having sex.” She removed her jeans and then her top, when I...

My Dentist 🦷 Found out today that you never really know people. There's this dentist that just got done for drug dealing, and he lives down the road from me. I've been going to this bloke for ages, and never in a million years would I have guessed that he was a dentist.

Would You Ask? A family was gathered around the dinner table when the son, with a curious look on his face, turned to his father and asked, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, momentarily caught off guard, cleared his throat and thought for a moment. “Well, son, a woman goes...