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Shattered Dreams

Tiny Tits

George and the Dragon Late one evening, a businessman stopped for the night at a little country pub near London called The George and Dragon. He asked the lady at reception if they were still serving meals. "No!" she snapped. "Meals stop at 8 p.m. sharp. Not even a sandwich after that!" The man...

Not Funny, But Realistic / Serious

Change in Medical Care By Age A 100-year-old grandmother is being interviewed. Press: What's the secret that makes grandma able to live to be 100 years old..?? Grandma: If I get sick even slightly, I go straight to the doctor. Press: What do you think about the development of our medical...

I Have Days Like This!

How Liars Are Born

Downside of Incr easing Technology

The Jump Not expected

Store Thee Mop Bucket out the Back A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to...

Temptation or Diplomacy? A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?” The husband shook his head, “Nope.” She slowly unbuttoned her blouse, reached into her lace push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled $20 bill. He grinned. “Nice trick.” Then...

Who Needs Revenge if We’ve Got Faries? A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. "I want to travel round the world with my darling husband" says wife, two tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand. Husband says:"Sorry but my wish is to...

The Pastors Honesty A pastor decided to skip church one Sunday and go play golf. He told his assistant he wasn’t feeling well - then sneaked off to a course in another town where nobody would recognize him. He teed off on the first hole and a huge gust of wind carried his ball an extra 100...

Insults by Shakespeare!

Who’s The New Woman in Town? Paddy goes to confessions, "Bless me father, l have had sex with Fanny Green every week for the last month!". Priest gives him 5 Hail Marys for penance. Murphy goes in next, "Bless me father, I had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past month!". He gets 10...

So Proud of Her Son One Sunday, when counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the...

Genuine Caring Nature " Mick, i was about to go to bed when i heard this rustling noise in my side walkway.......".... " I opened the kitchen door and saw this raggedy old man rummaging through my garbage bin........." " Wait here you poor man and let me go inside and get you something " "...

Good Driving Skills?

My Autobiography Part 1

🙉🙊🙈 A GIRL REALIZED THAT SHE HAD GROWN HAIR BETWEEN HER LEGS. SHE GOT WORRIED AND ASKED HER MOM ABOUT THAT HAIR. HER MOM CALMLY SAID, "THAT PART WHERE THE HAIR HAS GROWN IS CALLED MONKEY, BE PROUD THAT YOUR MONKEY HAS GROWN HAIR." .... THE GIRL SMILED. AT DINNER, SHE TOLD HER SISTER, "MY MONKEY...