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  1. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🔒

    Dad Joke 🔒 They say that it takes a magical wizard to change your doorknob and bolt. But I think that’s just a locks myth. 😊
  2. Mikev

    Joke Fish and Chips 👯

    Fish and Chips 👯
  3. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🍽️

    Dad Joke 🍽️ My doctor told me that I need to start eating more whole foods. So for lunch today, I ate a whole pizza. 😊
  4. Mikev

    Joke DNA Results 🍪

    DNA Results 🍪
  5. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke ☕️

    Dad Joke ☕️ My 12 year old son tried coffee for the first time today. ☕️ "It tastes like dirt!" I told him it was just ground this morning. 😊
  6. Mikev

    Joke Which one 🙋

    Which one 🙋 Which one 1️⃣
  7. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🔋

    Dad Joke 🔋 I met a girl who runs a battery kiosk at the local park. 🔋 So basically, she sells C cells by the seesaw. 😊
  8. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🫅

    Dad Joke 🫅 My Daughter turned 18 over the weekend, so I bought her a locket with a picture of herself inside. Thankfully, she's now finally.. Independent... 😊
  9. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🫘

    Dad Joke 🫘 I've been banned from the Secret Cooking Society… I kept spilling the beans 😊
  10. Mikev

    Joke Lucky 🍀

    Lucky 🍀
  11. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 📸

    Dad Joke 📸 I tried out one of those apps that show you what you look like as an old person. It’s called Camera. 😊
  12. Mikev

    Joke Golden Retrievers 🦮

    Golden Retrievers 🦮
  13. Mikev

    Vivid

    Vivid I visited the amazing Vivid Sydney festival and this was one of the many photos that I took.
  14. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🦜

    Dad Joke 🦜 What do you call a drunk parrot that makes fun of everyone? 🦜 Tequila mockingbird 😊
  15. Mikev

    Joke Golf Clubs 🏌️‍♂️

    Golf Clubs 🏌️‍♂️
  16. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🐟

    Dad Joke 🐟 The swordfish has few predators in the wild 🐟 Except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier. 😊
  17. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 💧

    Dad Joke 💧 I accidentally drank some Holy Water with my laxative. I'm about to start a religious movement. 😊
  18. Mikev

    Joke How do you spell that? ✍️

    How do you spell that? ✍️
  19. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🕷️

    Dad Joke 🕷️ My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. 🕷️ Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer. 😊
  20. Mikev

    Joke Don’t Swallow It! 🐶

    Don’t Swallow It! 🐶
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