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  1. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🗓️

    Dad Joke 🗓️ Which days are the strongest? Saturdays and Sundays. The rest are… …weekdays. 😊
  2. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🧼

    Dad Joke 🧼 Today I saved a man drowning in the river. I tossed him a bar of soap… 🧼 …and he washed ashore. 😊
  3. Mikev

    Joke Definitely the Collar ⚖️

    Definitely the Collar ⚖️
  4. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🖊️

    Dad Joke 🖊️ I have a pen that can write underwater. 🖊️ It can also write other words too. 😊
  5. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🧑‍🍳

    Dad Joke 🧑‍🍳 My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils... But it's a whisk, I'm willing to take. 😊
  6. Mikev

    Joke Peel Half 🥔

    Peel Half 🥔
  7. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🎨

    Dad Joke 🎨 What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint. 😊
  8. Mikev

    Joke Getting Older 👵

    Getting Older 👵
  9. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🍝

    Dad Joke 🍝 What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta 😊
  10. Mikev

    Joke Plane Rice? ✈️

    Plane Rice? ✈️
  11. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 💼

    Dad Joke 💼 My wife is mad at me - says I have no sense of direction. So I packed all my bags, and right. 😊
  12. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🔨

    Dad Joke 🔨 I got a hammer lodged in my oesophagus and doctors can't remove it. 🔨 They say it's the worst case of a Thor throat they've ever seen. 😊
  13. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🔺

    Dad Joke 🔺 The Egyptians were great builders. 🔺 Up to a point. 😊
  14. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🥗

    Dad Joke 🥗 I heard the more colourful your salad, the better it is for you, So I replaced my croutons with M&M's. 😊
  15. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 💴

    Dad Joke 💴 Salons always have hair on the floor. Garages always have oil on the floor. Banks, what is your problem? 😊
  16. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🏛️

    Dad Joke 🏛️ There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19. His name was… Constant Teen.
  17. Mikev

    Joke Wrong on so many levels

    Wrong on so many levels
  18. Mikev

    Big Seas

    Big Seas Big seas at some local swimming baths meant no swimming today.
  19. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🎱

    Dad Joke 🎱 *shaking a magic 8 ball* Me: “Will my eyesight get better soon?” Golf Ball:
  20. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🪦

    Dad Joke 🪦 I said to my wife "When I die," I'd like to die having sex". She replied: "At least it'll be quick" 😊
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