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  1. Mikev

    Joke Pincushion 📌

    Pincushion 📌
  2. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🍟

    Dad Joke 🍟 I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today. 🍟 His parents weren't too happy about it. 😊
  3. Mikev

    Joke Witch’s Woes 🧙

    Witch’s Woes 🧙
  4. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🎃

    Dad Joke 🎃 Why did the jack-o-lantern go to the doctor? 🎃 It was feeling light headed. 😊
  5. Mikev

    Joke Today’s Plans 🐻‍❄️

    Today’s Plans 🐻‍❄️
  6. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke chicken 🐔

    Dad Joke chicken 🐔 I've started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire. 😊
  7. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🥣

    Dad Joke 🥣 When I was little, my parents always fed me alphabet soup, claiming that I liked it. But they were just putting words in my mouth. 😊
  8. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 📞

    Dad Joke 📞 Do you know what was even more useful than the first telephone? 📞 The second telephone. 😊
  9. Mikev

    Joke Pork Chops 🐷

    Pork Chops 🐷
  10. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 👁️

    Dad Joke 👁️ If you think my ear and nose jokes are corny, My eye jokes are cornea. 😊
  11. Mikev

    Joke Hurry up Fido 🐕

    Hurry up Fido 🐕
  12. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 😴

    Dad Joke 😴 I would love to get paid to sleep… 😴 It would be a… …dream job. 😊
  13. Mikev

    Joke Kale 🥬

    Kale 🥬
  14. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🪨

    Dad Joke 🪨 What did the shy pebble say? I wish I was a little boulder. 😊
  15. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🥑

    Dad Joke 🥑 What happens when you drop guacamole on your feet? You get avoca-toes. 😊
  16. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 📕

    Dad Joke 📕 I’m reading a book about sandpaper.📕 It’s a work of… …friction 😊
  17. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🛌

    Dad Joke 🛌 Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed. 🛌 Tomorrow I'm returning this piece of junk back to IKEA. 😊
  18. Mikev

    Joke Hail Caesar

    Hail Caesar
  19. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🧳

    Dad Joke 🧳 I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year. 🧳 Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage. 😊
  20. Mikev

    Joke Dad Joke 🖊️

    Dad Joke 🖊️ To the person who stole my highlighter, I will find you. 🖊️ You can… …mark my words 😊
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