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Joke Dad Joke 🌞
Dad Joke 🌞 My wife is furious at our neighbour who sunbathes naked in her backyard. Personally, I'm on the fence. 😊- Mikev
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Joke Dad Joke 🐕
Dad Joke 🐕 I named my dog AB+ 🐕 He's a….. …..bloodhound. 😊- Mikev
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Joke Dad Joke 🐓
Dad Joke 🐓 I grilled a chicken for two hours. 🐓 It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road... 😊- Mikev
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Joke Dad Joke 🐱
Dad Joke 🐱 My cat ate my wife's purse and we waited hours for him to poop it out. 🐱 Finally, the bag is out of the cat. 😊- Mikev
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Joke Dad Joke 💡
Dad Joke 💡 Man - Do you have any two-watt bulbs? 💡 Cashier - For what? Man - ok, that'll do. I'll take two Cashier - Two what? Man - I thought you didn't have any? Cashier - Any what? Man - ok then! Two. Cashier - What?! Man - Exactly! 😊- Mikev
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Joke Dad Joke 🤷♀️
Dad Joke 🤷♀️ A man asked his phone: 'Siri, why am I so bad at talking to women?' 🤷♀️ She replied: 'I'm Alexa, you idiot'. 😊- Mikev
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Pelican
Pelican Pelicans are always the most amazing birds to look up. They are so big!- Mikev
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Joke Dad Joke 🏡
Dad Joke 🏡 My friends got a new house, and I paid for them to get underfloor heating. It was a house warming gift. 😊- Mikev
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Joke Dad Joke 🐺
Dad Joke 🐺 I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf. 🐺 “Where?” she asked. “No. Regular” 😊- Mikev
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Joke Dad Joke 🐶
Dad Joke 🐶 I took my dog to the lake today and noticed he floats very well. 🐶 He’s a very good buoy. 😊- Mikev
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Joke Dad Joke 🐠
Dad Joke 🐠 I went into a pet shop and said, "Can I buy a tropical fish?" 🐠 The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?" I said, “I don't care what star sign it is". 😊- Mikev
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Joke Dad Joke 🦼
Dad Joke 🦼 Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my wife has been so rude to me. 🦼 She's been pushing me around, and talking behind my back. 😊- Mikev
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