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Quack Quack A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk" !! Exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too," Says the duck. "Now...

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Here comes the bride I still have her but she's a bit creepy now. She turned 65 at Christmas

I joined the Seniors Centre

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How insulting INSULTS These insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. Insults then, had some class! 1. "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; Bring a friend, if you have one." George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill...

Getting older can be fun Today I was in a shoe store that sells only shoes, nothing else. A young girl with a tattoo and green hair walked over to me and asked, "What brings you in today, I looked at her and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond...

Sorry to all the blondes A blonde wanted to try out ice fishing. She went out and purchased all the gear she would need and headed to a local spot to try to catch some fish. She went out onto the ice with her gear and after getting comfy on the stool, she started to cut a circular hole in the...

Well how was it? A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect; they end up leaving together: They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves...

Winner Winner Croc Dinner A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm, and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The farm owner shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening. Suddenly, a...

TAXI TAXI TAXIThis is very rude but I think you can take it I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And...

Weight loss program Weight Loss Program. A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around...

$10 challenge A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?" "Well..., you pay $10...

Christmas joke What do you get when a Christmas tree and an Apple have a baby? A; A Pineapple

Retirement fun Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time, "like sitting around in the Garden bar and drinking John Smiths isn't a good thing." She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested, I go down to the old folks Centre and...

Movies A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.” “I’m sorry, sir,” said the ticket agent. “We can’t allow animals in...

Macro photography I recently attended a Macro photography for your phone workshop. These are some of my first photos. Pics before I edit them.