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Diagnosis I went to the doctor today because I thought I had arthritis. I don't. It's early onset rigor mortis.

On the beach

Copycat

Hospital regulations

Benny our little deaf adopted boy, he will be 10 next month

Jail time

Medical test

Caught out A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, "It's my husband, you have to leave!" The man jumps out of bed, jumps through the window, crawls through the bushes, and out on the street, when he realises...

Black faced Cuckoo Shrike This guy keeps coming and tapping on my laundry window. I answered the front door three times before I realized it was him tapping away.

Yawn

Life explained On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give...

Irish logic

Shopping at Costco Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs 191 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. ... What did she think I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have...

Fishing

Warped sense of humour That's how the fight started My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' ... She didn't even look at me this time...

Yesterday

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Sitting by the bay, watching the tide come in. Sitting by the bay watching the tide come in. Busselton WA today.

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