Search results

The Definition Of A Woman FOR SOME TIME THE MEDIA HAS BEEN ALL WILLY NILLY OVER "WHAT IS A WOMAN"? THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS. THE DEFINITION OF A WOMAN IS "NILLY WILLY".

Holidaying In Beijing A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English. Getting There: Our representative...

Fridged! One morning at a Doctor's clinic, a patient arrives and complains of a serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks, 'Tell me what happened to your back?' The patient replies, 'Doctor, I work for a local night club. This morning I went to my apartment early and heard some noise...

Harley Davidson The police knocked on the door .... " Excuse me sir but are you Harley Davidson....."..?? " Yes officer i am, what is the problem "...???? " Well Mr Davidson, it seems your wife Agatha has met some trouble with the bus company again"...... " What, she tried to cheat by not...

Quick Trip

''One, Two, Three Jump''! A man is driving through the countryside. He sees a sign advertising horses to ride. He thinks, "I haven't ridden one since I was a teenager, so I might have a look" He drives into the farmyard and the farmer is standing there. He asks, "Can I hire a horse for an hour...

Diapers

Quickies!

How I Met Your Father A little boy asked his mother, "How did you and daddy get together?" She said, "I was eating in a restaurant when this gorgeous, handsome man walked past me and caught my eye. I knew straight away that I wanted to marry him." He said, "Then what happened?" She said, "He...

The Urine Sample

Her Diary His Diary

Family Planning

Holy Holiday! Two priests decided to take a vacation in Hawaii. Wanting to truly relax, they agreed: no collars, no black suits - nothing that would give away they were clergy. As soon as their plane landed, they hit a local shop and bought the wildest tourist outfits imaginable - loud shirts...

The New Squaddie! The Sergeant Major noticed a new squaddie and barked at him. “Get over here now” What’s your name soldier ? “ John “ replied soldier. don’t call ANYONE by his first name “ barked the RSM. “Look, I don’t know what bleeding Army you think you have joined son, but I don’t...

Tuns-a-puns • How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it. • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. • Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes...

Fair Work Australia

Celebrities Past on Aging "If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law." (Eva Gabor) "Old age comes at a bad time." (Ed Sullivan) "Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it." (Golda Meir) "First you forget...

Nicknames For Co-workers

Timesharing!

Inner Peace A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things l'd started & hadn't finished. I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of...