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A Special Occasion

A Positive Spin!

Kim Jong Un

Voice Activated Radio (Adult)

''Thank You For Your Service''. The young boy was spending a Sunday afternoon with his grandpa. Looking at pictures of his grandpa in his military uniform, the boy asked, "Grandpa, did you ever kill anyone in the war?" "No champ, I never did." "That's a good thing." "You're telling me," began...

The Wong Way! Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The following year the Wongs have a baby. The nurse brings out a healthy WHITE baby."Congrats" says the nurse, "and what will you call the baby?" The puzzled father looks at his new baby and says, "Two Wongs don't make a white, so I think we will name...

The Heat Is On! One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, “Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?” The blonde...

Driz-A-Bone!

''Thar She Blows''!

The Son-In-law A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I welcome you into the family!” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.”...

26 Shorties!

Arrival!

Just A Small Wish! A genie granted me one wish, so I said, "I just want to be happy." Now I'm living in a cottage with six dwarfs and working in a mine.

Honesty Is The Best policy

Darling!

The Survey! A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.' 'And if you...

Hop In! "Mick, I saw a man last night on the road who was obviously trying to catch a ride.... "He only had one eye, no arms and only one leg " "So what did you do Paddy......."????? "Well Mick, you always have to be cautious about picking up hitchhikers, but I pulled up alongside him ..." Hi...

Trocadero His wife returned from the morning shopping expedition and called her husband into the room from the garden. "Frederick," she said heavily, "When you came home last night you told me you had been to the Grand Hotel with Mr. Wilson. I just met Mrs. Wilson, and she said you were both...

''Endeavour'' A high school student stared thoughtfully at the second question on his exam, which read, “State the number of tons of coal shipped out of Australia in any given year.” Suddenly, his brow cleared, and he wrote, “1770: None.”

Peek-a-boo The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (Pronounced Peekaboo) is not just an athlete, she is also a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the telephone, however, as it caused simply too much confusion...