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Definitely a go-to for brekky, anywhere anytime. Pulled ours out the other day and used outdoors on Gas Stove

The Cat Catastrophe Instructions HOW TO FEED A PILL TO A CAT: Worth A Chuckle even if Long .. IMHO Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding...

The Secret of the Shoebox A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her...

The Awkward Question An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: "Daddy, what is s*x?" The Dad was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He...

Agree Totally ..Maybe my earlier post was a bit selfish as I was referring to the point that I can still get cash not via the banks that were in Rural WA but now I being of the CASHIE BRIGADE can get it out of the Post Office etc.

Hot To Trot !! An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years.?" "Yes," he replies. "Fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.And we were probably naked as jaybirds." "Well," the old...

What happened to you is sad .. Apparently it's called de-banking , and one feels useless as are hamstrung with seemingly no support . Not good going forward.

Bankwest is a Subsidiary of the CWTH bank, and to be honest for Rural Areas we as Bankwest customers can access monies via the Post Office inside or at a CWTH atm anywhere. Also there are no additional fees if we use one of the BIG FOUR BANKS atm's.

Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. Eventually, they started talking about their jobs, and why they were at the beach. "I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All day long I toil in the...

SORRY TO DISAPPOINT - BUT I HAVE BAD EYESIGHT .

YES HAVE BEEN HERE AND THERE PROSPECTING BUT NEVER FOUND ANY THAT SIZE. LUCKY TO FIND ONE GRAMMERS ATM, MY THOUGHTS ON MAHONEY'S LATEST FIND = JEALOUSY SPRINGS TO MIND.... I JEST OF COURSE AS I THINK SHE WORKS A LOT HARDER THAN ME, AND DESERVES WHAT SHE FINDS/GETS.

Tuesday just gone I was in Woolies wearing my usual Aussie Cap ... Now I know why the working folk in there were looking at me as if I was abnormal ?? Wish I had've known of their decision there and then !!

Don't Talk About My Grandma Like That! Three biker buddies are sitting in a bar. A man, who’s already heavily intoxicated, walks in, sits down and orders a drink. The man looks around and sees the three bikers sitting at a table in a corner of the bar. He gets up, staggers over to their...

DUNNO

No leftovers allowed! DEFINITELY APPLIED AT ORPHANAGE I WAS BROUGHT UP IN. ALSO WE HAD BROOMS MADE OUTTA TREE BRANCHES BY THE LOCAL GARDENER , TO SWEEP THE YARD WITH.

YOU CAN THANK THE NATIONALS FOR THE FUEL REBATE.

YEP BEEN THERE DONE THAT..LOL

Healthy Life, Healthy Wife In their small village, a couple was famous for the husband being 102 years old and his wife being 98 years old, and both in terrific condition, working their farm every day and having the bodies of much younger people. One day, a visitor to the village, curious...

A Choice of the Heart A patient who needs a heart transplant suddenly gets a phone call from his surgeon. "You are in luck, we have two matching donors. A twenty year old athlete and an 80 year old lawyer, which heart do you want?" The patient answers, "Give me the lawyer's heart." "Are...

Agree that word is now no more - perhaps use my Partner's often used sentence - DUMB AND DUMBER for incompetency .