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  1. BruceAnderson

    Old Time Pot Roast

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    Joke How To Have Your Mercedes Repainted For Two Dollars

    How To Have Your Mercedes Repainted For Two Dollars A fellow was sitting on his front porch reading a newspaper, when a young Boy Scout approached him and asked him if he had any odd jobs he could do. The guy said: “Yes, you can go around to the back of the house and paint the porch. You’ll...
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    Lemon Cheesecake

    This is my favourite dessert to put together for family Christmas or birthday parties. The nutty texture of the topping compliments the tangy taste of the filling. I usually use crushed cashews for the topping, but feel free to use nuts of your own choice. Refrigerate overnight, because like a...
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    Niagara And Viagra

    Niagara And Viagra At twenty years of age, I looked forward to a honeymoon at Niagara. At seventy years of age, now I look forward to Viagra 😩
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    Flo’s Pumpkin Scones

    Thanks Suzanne, my pleasure 🤗 I have posted another thread just for you. And, I have already tried a couple of your recipes. Each one has received my tick of approval 😋
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    Flo’s Pumpkin Scones #2

    Here is another extract from Flo’s cookbook concerning her famous scones. It makes for interesting reading. Cook, eat, and enjoy!
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    Sunset At Moogerah Dam

    Sunset At Moogerah Dam Moogerah Dam, Qld.
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    Spelling Mistakes

    Spelling Mistakes The teacher asked Johnny to compose a sentence containing the words “defence”, “defeat”, and “detail”. Johnny’s response: De cow jumped over de fence, de feet came first, and de tail came last.
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    Modern Day Nursery Rhymes

    Modern Day Nursery Rhymes Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and was immediately rushed to the Emergency Department with multiple cuts and abrasions. Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and...
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    Tongue Twister

    Tongue Twister Try saying this as fast as you can: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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    Silly Sign

    Silly Sign
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    The Bra Bar

    The Bra Bar Daly Waters, N.T.
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    Moth Orchid

    Moth Orchid Singapore Botanic Gardens Singapore
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    Venus Slipper

    Venus Slipper Singapore Botanic Gardens Singapore
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    Purple Pitcher Plant

    Purple Pitcher Plant Singapore Botanic Gardens Singapore
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    Flo’s Pumpkin Scones

    I came across this recipe for pumpkin scones, in one of Flo’s cookbooks. I have tried this recipe, and the scones were far better than any bought ones. So, you cooks, give it a go!
  17. BruceAnderson

    Travelling By Steam Train

    Travelling By Steam Train Who can remember travelling on a train drawn by a steam engine? My mother would carry a wet washer in a plastic bag, because I would insist on dropping the window down, and half hanging outside the train.
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    Sex With A Ghost?

    Sex With A Ghost? An author was writing a book about ghostly encounters, and to gather material for his book, he decided to tour the countryside, and hold meetings at the local town halls. At one such meeting, he asked the audience if anyone had an encounter with a ghost. A fellow at the back...
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    Waiting To Get Married

    Waiting To Get Married
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    Lizard And Lily

    Lizard And Lily Asian Water Monitor Lizard and Scarlet Ginger Lily. Botanical Orchid Garden, Singapore.
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