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Goodbye Grandpa! A father put his 3 year-old daughter to bed told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't...

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Noah Pt2 In the year 2025, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Australia, and said: "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah...

The Irish Furniture Dealer Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back...

The Difference Wife's Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't...

Movement! Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says: “Fellas, I got real problems. I’m seventy years old. Every morning at seven o’clock, I get up and try to urinate. All day long, I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine, but nothing helps.” The...

Tap! Tap!

Current Events! A senior gentleman arrived at the pearly gates seeking permission from St Peter to enter heaven...... " Yes sir, but i only admit men who have shown amazing courage in the face of adversity during their time on earth, tell me sir, what was the bravest thing you ever did...

Inspirational!

Thank You An Arab Sheik was admitted to a Royal Naval hospital for complicated surgery. Prior to the procedure, the doctors needed to store some blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood ( something to do with the minor blood group antigens) and none could be...

The Dolphin Trainer A senior crashed his car into a Ferrari. The owner of the Ferrari jumps out and confronts the old man and says, “Give me $10,000 cash or you'll be sorry you crossed me!” The old man replies, “Woah, wait buddy, I don’t have that much money, but let me call my son - he...

Happiness!

The Old Welsh farmer An old Welsh farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning til night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was...

How Can I Ever Thank You?

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The Electrical Engineer

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Never Mess With The Elderly

The Jewish Samurai Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese,and a Jewish Samurai. "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and...

Immigration!!!!