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When Grandma Comes Over Grandma calls and announces that she will be coming by for a visit in about half an hour. When she comes she is surprised to see her grandchild running to her as if possessed and hugging her with all his tiny might. "What is it, Eric ??" She asks. "Now that you're here...

Lady Golfer An elderly woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, “I played on my college’s golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?” No one wants to say ‘yes’, but they’re on the spot. Finally, one man says, “Okay, but...

WOW . Only threw mine out coupla years ago, due to wear and tear. It created many a talking point .

Approx a year ago was in Pingaring W.A. and bought a bag of mixed lollies similar to above , was surprised at the cheapness of them as were in a large bag !

The Ultimate Cure A pharmacist comes back from his lunch to the pharmacy. As he approaches, he sees a man outside the pharmacy clutching onto a pole for dear life, barely breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle, just standing there, frozen. The pharmacist goes up to his assistant and...

I would 'cause 3 yrs. of lies and destroying the country I loved by the current Pollies, would be nothing come the rest of one's life as a PM , attached with all the perks at the end of one's political life as a PM !

That Little Pill A senior couple decides to try Viagra for the first time ever. They have an incredible night together. In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He...

The Personal Ad A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70s), MUST NOT BEAT ME, NOR RUN AROUND ON ME, MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED !! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On...

I disagree with the headline starting with CASH ACTIVISTS etc. etc. Activists are I thought were people that campaign for CHANGE ?

The Big Lie John, a wealthy 60 year old man, shows up at the country club one day with his new wife, a smoking hot 28 year old. His buddies are amazed. "There is no way someone that young and attractive would agree to marry an old geezer like you. How did you pull it off?" "It's simple,"...

Grounds for Divorce A Polish man married an American girl, and though his English wasn't very good, they got along very well. One day he rushes into a lawyer's office and asks him to arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer says that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asks...

YES THERE IS A MISPRINT.

Yeah know about Rent Assistance but the rates are the same as it was when last indexed November 2023 . Bugger all when one pays on average $300 plus per week !!!!

Baby's First Check Up A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. Finally, the doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed...

I think or I hope the secessionist movement is long gone ?

OOPS BY ME

Only Victorian Teams - grrrr

The Thirsty Criminal A fleeing criminal, desperate to escape the police, runs into the desert with hardly any water. Very soon, he runs out of drinking water, and hours later, he is already plodding under the merciless desert sun. He is close to desperation when suddenly, he sees something...

Some of the car parks now have narrow parking bays , which are not suitable for bigger vehicles.