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The Human Lightbulb Two blondes are working at a warehouse. One blonde, tired of working, says to the other: “Watch this, I'm going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home.” She climbs up the racking and hangs from the rafters yelling “I’M A LIGHTBULB, I'M A LIGHTBULB, I'M A...

Thanks for pic. AWWWW Adorable I could jump through the screen for a big hug. I hope your family is complete again and Luka brings you that unconditional love and much much more we all know dogs give.

ONYA .. Fantastic news ... Hope you put a pic in for us to view ?

An Absent Minded Doctor A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear ? In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at...

Please consider an alternative on this '' Words and Spelling Matter '' or as you put it '' A Pet Hate '' as I will share my husbands story ... He was born with a deformed malleus bone ( known in layman's terms as the Hammer ) . In those days it wasn't picked up early enough and he has since...

The Special Beer A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. " Magic Beer ", he says. She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after noticing that there is no one else worth talking to, she...

What Your Husband Needs . After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the husband went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of...

Where Are You Going, Missy ? A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother pitches a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that ! The teenager yells back: " Loosen up, Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your...

I can only concur how you feel as l lost my best mate 6 months ago , and he was more than family . He went everywhere with me and if dogs were not allowed in places ala National Parks - I didn't go . I still cry every other day , and hope its part of the process of moving on , even though I...

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My Dog Ran Out of Petrol A little girl wants to take her dog for a walk, so she asks her mother whether she can take Lulu for a walk around the block. Her mother says “ No, sweetie. Lulu is on heat. ” “ What does that mean ?”, asks the girl. “ Why don't you go and ask your dad in the garage...

Condoms VS Gloves A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves... "Do you know how they make these rubber gloves ?" She said, "No ?" "Well," he spoofed...

Funny this should pop up , as I was only talking to a bloke who used to work for Golden Fleece in his youth ! I also think there is still Golden Fleece signage in Kondinin W.A.

AAAAAAWWW

The Generous Bartender A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. The Bartender says “that’ll be a dollar”. The guy thinks “man, that’s cheap” but the beer turned out to be delicious. So he finishes his beer and decides to take a chance. “Bartender, I’ll have your finest wine.” The bartender...

The Professor and the Boatman A British Anthropology professor travels around Africa, researching his next book. In Zanzibar, he decides to rent a local boat with a guide to travel. The journey is slow, and the boatman is silent. Before long he gets restless and bored. He seeks to converse...

If you have a Mastercard and Savings Card you can take out a grand per card daily at any ATM and no fees are incurred if you are a Bankwest customer - if that helps .

Not all Post Offices provide the Banks Services . As an example in Midwest W.A. one has to travel more than 200 kms to the nearest Post Office for withdrawals , when there is a Post Office within 100 kms from where I am at the moment.

Best Teacher Comeback ? A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. '' Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no...

Hope not as I am in the same boat.