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The ministers sloth is a quiet sloth 🦥

Dad Joke 👦 Teacher: “Johnny, can you use the word ‘gruesome’ in a sentence?” Johnny: “Yes miss. I used to be shorter, then I gruesome.” 😊

Dog Lawyer 📞

The ministers sloth is a kind sloth 🦥

Dad Joke 🐰 Tonight we are having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner. 🐰 We found him-a-layan on the road. 😊

Jam Packed 🧳

I got 9 out of 10 (90%) answers correct on SDC Trivia Game #843 Question 1: 🟩 Question 2: 🟥 Question 3: 🟩 Question 4: 🟩 Question 5: 🟩 Question 6: 🟩 Question 7: 🟩 Question 8: 🟩 Question 9: 🟩 Question 10: 🟩 😀 wow very happy with 9 out of 10. But RIP to our Aussie legend, Heath.

The ministers sloth is an apathetic sloth 🦥

The ministers rat is a zany rat 🐀

Dad Joke 💈 My post was removed! Very frustrated, because now my fence has fallen over. 😊

How Did You Sleep? 🪵

I got 8 out of 10 (80%) answers correct on SDC Trivia Game #842 Question 1: 🟥 Question 2: 🟩 Question 3: 🟩 Question 4: 🟩 Question 5: 🟩 Question 6: 🟩 Question 7: 🟩 Question 8: 🟩 Question 9: 🟥 Question 10: 🟩 😀 happy with 8 out of 10. But it seems that I need to brush up on my galaxies that are...

The ministers rat is an unkept rat 🐀

Dad Jokes 🧦🧦 I caught my neighbor stealing socks off my clothesline. 🧦 I was going to confront him… … but I got cold feet. 😊

I got 9 out of 10 (90%) answers correct on SDC Trivia Game #841 Question 1: 🟩 Question 2: 🟩 Question 3: 🟩 Question 4: 🟩 Question 5: 🟩 Question 6: 🟩 Question 7: 🟩 Question 8: 🟩 Question 9: 🟩 Question 10: 🟥 😀 wow very happy with 9 out of 10. Seems like I don’t know enough about cars though. 🚗

The ministers rat is a party rat 🐀

Dad Joke 🗓️ Which days are the strongest? Saturdays and Sundays. The rest are… …weekdays. 😊

I got 8 out of 10 (80%) answers correct on SDC Trivia Game #840 Question 1: 🟩 Question 2: 🟥 Question 3: 🟩 Question 4: 🟩 Question 5: 🟩 Question 6: 🟥 Question 7: 🟩 Question 8: 🟩 Question 9: 🟩 Question 10: 🟩 😀 happy with 8 out of 10. And even though I got Q 10 correct with a lucky guess, it’s way...

The ministers rat is a junkyard rat 🐀

Dad Joke 🧼 Today I saved a man drowning in the river. I tossed him a bar of soap… 🧼 …and he washed ashore. 😊