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Dennis R's Afternoon Joke What do you call a cat that loses a fight? Claude.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Doctor Doctor I'm afraid of the dark. Then leave the light on.

Good one. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. 2 jokes this afternoon. Two policemen standing outside a pub with a dog, A guy comes out lifts the dogs tail shakes his head and walks off, a few minutes later another guy comes out and does the same thing, the policemen began to wonder what was...

Just come across this joke cannot resist not repeating it. Two policemen standing outside a pub with a dog, A guy comes out, lifts the dogs tail shakes his head and walks away, a few minutes later another guy comes out and does the same thing, the policemen begin to wonder but do not say...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock- Knock, Who's there? Bart Bart who? Bart-enders serve drinks.

Thanks Observer.

I like it when my joke entries encourage members to reply with a joke.

Happy Father's Day to all members, I hope your families remember you. Dennis R's Morning Joke. Where does Friday come before Wednesday? In a dictionary.

As you say no one is immune from this disease but do not give up hope My ( English Rose ) Wife was diagnosed as having Small Cell Lung Cancer at the age of 55 an d was given 7 months to live 8 if she was lucky, when she got over being told she said well I am not going to bloody die and...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb you left your job as a telephonist because you kept hearing voices.

I have heard that one myself, I just go through my collection for daily jokes.

I bet all the kids were interested. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What as four legs and flies? A dead cat.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Doctor my nose is running, you have to tie it up then.

I use a similar thing on a smaller scale, I get Centre Link to transfer a certain amount into A bank account every fortnight which leaves me with a tidy amount for Xmas, no need to use a Visa Card and what you don't see you do not miss

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there ? Barbara Barbara who? Barbara black sheep have you any wool.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What clothes does a house wear? Address.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb you got 17 of your friends to accompany you to go to the movies as you heard the film was for under 18's only.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What king of cat loves swimming? an Octopussy.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke, Doctor Doctor I feel like a tennis racket. You must be too highly strung.