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Wish I could draw something that looks real like these. I am the oddball in the family because my sister was a professional artist as are her son and daughter. My brother is a very good amateur but I cannot draw anything that looks the way I want it to look. (Sad, sigh!}:cry:

Thanks for the explanation Phil.

Sorry, but this is one I don't get at all!

My late sister lived in Revesby for years and when her next door neighbours and friends eventually went to live in retirement home a family of migrants from somewhere in the middle east arrived. These people then started to cut down and remove trees in their back garden. My sister then warned...

This must be a record for me, 80% correct!

A elderly lady was walking through town when she was stopped by a young man with a clipboard. " Excuse me Madam," he said, "We're conducting market research. Tell me, have you ever had a senior moment?" The elderly lady looked thoughtful for a moment before replying "Sorry, dear, what was...

As I fold my third load of laundry, I contemplate beoming a nudist. Then I remember what I look like naked, and keep folding. It's my first week working at the bicycle factory and they already made me a spokesperson. I thought swimming with dolphins was expensive until I went swimming with...

Mikev, you'ue done it again with a very good one!

I had a Ford for years and it never let me down. Pity they are no longer made in Oz, although mine was made in Germany.

If only!!

When at home I wear old clothes, no makeup and don't care what others may think of me.