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Hmm, I have a twisted sense of humour but the best I could manage was a smile. Took me a second to catch on with Forest Gump

Strewth, Blimey,Crikey and What the.. are terms used fairly regular in my vocabulary

Crikey!!!! It's no wonder I develop so much gas?

Or a kick in the bum with a size 9 Welllington boot!

As a young man I used to play drums in various groups of the time. I was booked to play at a wedding for a couple I knew and was set up in a hall ready for the occasion. The church ceremony went of without a hitch but the bride and groom (apparently) had an intense argument on the way back to...

Diagnosed many years ago as lactose intoleranteant my choice of chocolate had to be the dark variety which lacks lactose. Love it!!!

From Dolly Parton in the film The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, "If someone hasn't got a smile, give em one of yours!"

My brother woke me up to a saying when a rather difficult task just wasn't working out."Flash how do you eat an elephant?" MY reply, he'll I dunno!!" His reply, "one mouthful at a time!"

That's "loved" it...damned spell correct

Lover it! We have one very strong thing in common I saw.... tell me I can't do that and get out of the way whilst I complete the task!

On the back window of a severely dirty mud covered car " don't clean me, plant something" brought a smile from me!

Yep, got it but had to expand the photo to see it

Wow! I have recently been challenged physically with a severe operation on my arthritic left hand and had the experience of a young man (checkout operator) actually slow things down AND help stack my purchases in my carry bag when it was obvious I was struggling to manage with just one hand, the...

I'm not sure either, but to use as many letters of the alphabet as possible only once, the word would be; "subdermatoglyphic" which accumulates a total of 33 points! There are probably other words that would add to more points per sae using "q & y & z etc simply because of the greater letter...