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    Experts reveal simple tricks homeowners use to outsmart burglars amid break-in surge

    Just goes to show you how revising what you type can help a little bit. So sayeth the Grammar Nazi.
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    Are You Ready for Australia’s Drastic New Internet Rules? Face Age & ID Checks Could Change How You Go Online Forever

    Ah, yes ... 1984 has definitely arrived if this proposal goes through. Wonder if it would apply to our beloved politicians, like the super tax doesn't?
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    Free disability parking permits expand access after recent rule change

    I beg your pardon? Anyone uses them? Of course the seniors' spots are used by anyone ... even those (dare I say it?) ... people who are NOT seniors? Mostly they're used by those charter members of the UJack society who couldn't give a tinker's cuss about anybody but themselves.
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    When profit wins, patients lose…how far mental health support has come (and gone)

    The key word ... "profits". And could I just be right if I recall that Ramsay bought a repat facility in Brisbane off the Australian government for a rumoured one dollar?
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    Grilling steak in a microwave? Kmart’s $15 gadget is blowing shoppers away

    And if I hear those words "game changer" once more, I'll upchuck ...
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    Macquarie Group-backed ATM provider begins removing machines from suspected illegal tobacco stores

    They better get in quick before the shops go up in flames ...
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    The aisle’s empty and so are we: Loyal shoppers left reeling as ALDI and Coles quietly drop fan favourites

    Shoppers "reeling"? OMG, as they say in the modern-day classics, another first-world problem rears its ugly head!
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    Shocking price of everyday Aussie essential leaves British expats in disbelief

    Lovely lady. Wonder how old she was when she learnt to use the F word?
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    They want to ‘make Japan great again’—but is it a step forward or backwards?

    Instead of MAGA, now it's MAJA. Just what rhe region needs.
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    China’s unconventional ute draws curiosity as launch looms in Australia

    Service and parts available everywhere, of course ...
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    Drivers rave over hidden car feature many never noticed

    Dunno what they are? When all else fails, RTFM!
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    Shocking discovery near shops triggers mass poisoning fears

    What a wonderful world ...
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    Tech boss caught on Coldplay kiss cam; fans react to surprise moment

    With boobs like that, who could blame him for grabbing a handful, especially if they were under the influence of some substance or other? And who REALLY cares?
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    Fears Australia will lose its war on fire ants, suffering the same fate as the US

    So, "three decades" of trying to find a solution to the problem? No result, either, from the USA? hmmmm ...
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    You won't believe where this Aussie politician was just spotted—What is he really up to?

    What's he doing now? I'll tell you what he's doing -- he's sitting back viewing the world in great comfort from the top of his wallet, generously allotted to him by so many "independent" reviews of what the politicians are "entitled" to.
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    Cash isn’t dead yet: Big banks and retail giants unite to save Armaguard – and keep your money moving

    Well, that's today's thought bubble from the banks and the government. See how long it lasts ...
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    Are families ready to ride 'Australia's wealth tsunami'? Here's why good legacy handover matters

    Just looooove these forecasters ... what's going to win Lotto next Saturday?
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    ‘I do what I want’: Did Kyle’s live meltdown go too far—or just tell the truth?

    The listeners who tolerate this crap are bigger idiots than the "stars" of the show.
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    Cricket and Australia Day used to go hand in hand—so why are matches disappearing now?

    ... and stand by for the court case re discrimination! As John Laws used to label it, the Aboriginal industry is in full swing, joined lately by the "woke" idiots.
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