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Ayep, reading the list of ingredients on the items you buy certainly shows you the benefits of education! Who'da thunk it? A bit like seeing, in the list of ingredients for milk, say, that it contains milk ... Goddlemighty, some consumers are dumb.

Next, we'll have Chris Bowen on the cretiniser spruiking the benefits of solar-powered camping chairs, after having been shown the advantages of such technology (no doubt it would be supplied to him as a freebie to boost the sales along).

A good alternative, although a bit dearer, is "Grains of Paradise". You should be able to find it around the place. Let's face it, you certainly don't use a whole lot of pepper every time you bake or sprinkle it on your meals, so this substitute goes a long way.

And how about the Brisbane bus driver who was assaulted by a passenger today, while the gawpers just stood by and videoed the whole thing on their phones? What a bunch of bloody heroes!

"Double declutching"? Now, just mention that (and the reason for doing it in the first place) to your drivers of today and see how far their jaws drop.

You know the plastic bags they put out in the fruit and vegetable sections of the supermarkets for their produce? Somehow or other, a few extra of those just sort of happen to find their way into my possession every time I enter the store. Why, sometimes, a few more just happen to do the same...

At some not-so-small cost, no doubt. Dysons are not the cheapest alternative.

'member when the feed-in rate in Queersland was 44 cents per kw/hour? Wonder exactly how many public servants, in all three levels of governance, jumped in immediately on that particular delectable? Wonder how many are still tied to that rate?

Meantime, we'll continue filling our pockets with your largesse and vote ourselves another and another every time some "independent" panel recommends an increase. "The ayes have it"? Oo, yes ...

Promises, promises ... the usual carrot-and-stick way of how governments operate.

... in words of one syllable max, but even that might prove a touch too much for him to understand.

I'll go along with that. It might reduce a few of the bottom feeders around the joint. Hasn't there been a little bit of info available for some time to these idiots that drugs could be considered a bit bad for your health?

Hey, Mark@Home ... did you try TransitCare? Did you see my reply to you? I'LL TRY AGAIN ... Did you see my reply to you? Did you contact TransitCare? Apparently you didn't ...

Yair, that'd be about right.

Worth? I wouldn't say that ... more like "Come in, ya galah, for any perfume that's got a 'famous' name attached!"

However, there is a non-profit organisation set up in Queensland called TransitCare. Unfortunately, the name has connotations with Translink, but that doesn't matter if it works for you. Look it up on the web. They're brilliant! I don't know whether they'd cover Wulkuraka, but it's worth a damn...

Superannuation/salary/job packages for politicians don't seem to be too thin on the ground over the years, but, do they?

Next thing, the unions will want procreation leave. And a Labor government would probably grant it.

Right on, bro!

If trouble befalls (weather, military, whatever), who they gonna call? Which country is among the first to offer help? Just for interest's sake, dial up Australia v Indonesia: economic indicators comparison on Google.