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    A woman invented 'liquid paper'

    hehehhe You're right with it aren't you BJM 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    Joke Two great kings and I'm sexy

    There was a 3rd King but I can't say it in here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Just that he came from far away 😁😁😁😁
  3. Observer

    A woman invented 'liquid paper'

    She was the mother of Michael Nesmith, from the band called The Monkees
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    Joke Gassing up

    Gassing up A trucker walks into a truck stop café and gives his order: “I’ll have three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.” The new blonde waitress, eager to do her job but completely confused, rushes to the kitchen. “There’s a guy out there ordering three flat...
  5. Observer

    Joke Drunk and Maths is fun

    You saying all teachers are alcoholics? 🤣
  6. Observer

    Joke Australia is low on oil

    Australia is low on oil
  7. Observer

    Joke Drunk and Maths is fun

    Sensitive cop
  8. Observer

    Joke He's an actor

    He's an actor
  9. Observer

    Joke Scored a bargain !!!!!!

    Scored a bargain !!!!!!
  10. Observer

    Pouring money down the drain? Oz faces massive water bill increases

    You making friends again Deb?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  11. Observer

    Joke It's not what you think

    It's not what you think
  12. Observer

    Major retailer faces alarming downturn as profits and shares tumble

    Don't know if this makes any sense but why wouldn't you have several stores out in the suburbs in various locations where the rent is cheaper? For $11,000 per week, you would think you could get 4 stores for that much (roughly). If advertising is done correctly and holds firm, why wouldn't you...
  13. Observer

    Say Grace Before Meals

    They are supposed to be the proper words 😊
  14. Observer

    Pouring money down the drain? Oz faces massive water bill increases

    Stupid thing about my sister. She claims I live in the past. Wrong. It's just that I have a really good memory 😊
  15. Observer

    Say Grace Before Meals

    Pass the dutchie pon the left hand side. Pass the dutchie pon the left hand side.
  16. Observer

    Major retailer faces alarming downturn as profits and shares tumble

    $2 $2 $2 $2 $2 $2 "Oh, no price on this one." "Price check please!!!"
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    Big banks get $153 million ultimatum to save your local branch

    To ask a bank like that to let go of pocket money to keep a few branches open is just too much for their CEO's yearly bonus and who will think of their stakeholders/shareholders profits as well. Oh, the poor bastards
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    Pouring money down the drain? Oz faces massive water bill increases

    Yes, she did in the end but she died of course LOL There was an old lady who swallowed a cat; Fancy that to swallow a cat! She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don't know why she swallowed a fly -...
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