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🚨 My Experience with a BANK – Excessive Interference on My Own Money 🚨 Hi Fellow Seniors, I need to share a recent experience with a local bank that left me shocked. I have an Islamic Fund account in the UAE and have been making regular transfers from my bank account. These were always...

When Spellcheck Strikes Again 😂 A man received the following text from his neighbor: “I am so sorry, Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt, and I have to confess. I’ve been helping myself to your wife, day and night, when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I don’t get it at home, but...

🎯🌲 The Hunters’ Emergency Call 📞😂 Two hunters are out in the woods 🌲🦌 when one of them suddenly collapses 😵. He’s not breathing and his eyes look glazed 👀. The other hunter panics, whips out his 📱 and calls emergency services 🚑. “My friend is dead! 💀 What can I do?” The operator replies...

Thanks this was about 5 months ago. I just told them they were too expensive and would look for alternative quotes. thanks

Yes, they may investigate complaints which is great. ✅ However, I called them to help me identify a reputable plumber to fix my bidet in 2 bathrooms 🚽🚽 and I got a very high quote via their reference 💸 (if I'm not mistaken it was around $AUD 1200 😳). I ended up finding a certified plumber via...

🎯🌲 The Hunters’ Emergency Call 📞😂 Two hunters are out in the woods 🌲🦌 when one of them suddenly collapses 😵. He’s not breathing and his eyes look glazed 👀. The other hunter panics, whips out his 📱 and calls emergency services 🚑. “My friend is dead! 💀 What can I do?” The operator replies...

I remember the days of the Nigerain Scams where they would tell you you've inherited money from a relative and ask for bank details to send the inhertiance. :) I used to keep them busy asking them for detailed info as they were trying to scam my bank account. (I recall from a FBI site which...

The Police are one of my all-time favorite bands! I was lucky enough to attend every one of their performances in Boston between 1980 and 1984 they were absolutely incredible live. 🎤🔥 I particularly always loved when they played "Message in a Bottle" It's sad to see the members now filing a...

If you use a laptop make sure you have a good antivirus & antimalware program running in realtime updating all the time.

Did yo find out how they may have accessed you MyGov although you had face Reg and passwd?

The Unorthodox Session 🛋️😳 A young woman walked into a psychiatrist’s office. 👩‍🦰🧑‍⚕️ He looked at her and said: ‘Take off your clothes please and get on the couch.’ She was puzzled by the request 🤨 but did as he asked. He then took off his pants and had sex with her on the couch...

🕵️‍♂️ Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson Go Camping ⛺🌌🍷 After dinner and a bottle of wine 🍽️🍷, Holmes and Watson lay down to sleep 💤. ⏰ Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges Watson. 🕵️‍♂️ Holmes: “Watson, look up at the sky 🌌✨ and tell me what you see.” 👨‍⚕️ Watson: “I see millions of ⭐...

If PayPal Can Mistake Good People for Scammers, Anyone Can 🚨👵👴 💳 PayPal, with 2,000 staff and 50 PhD engineers, thought it was the best at spotting scams. But their system was making a big mistake: it was ❌ rejecting many good applicants who later proved they were genuine customers. A small...

💍👵👴 The Marriage Negotiations 😂✍️ An elderly couple had been courting for over forty years and finally decided it was time to marry. 💒 To avoid misunderstandings, they carefully discussed everything over dinner: 💰 finances, 🏡 living arrangements, and all the little details of married life. The...

👴👵 Short-Term Memory Problems 🧠😂 An elderly couple visit a doctor about their memory loss. 🩺 The doctor suggests: “Write things down so you don’t forget.” ✍️📃 That night, while watching TV 📺… 👴 Husband heads to the kitchen 🍳 👵 Wife: “Can you bring me some 🍓 strawberries?” 👴 “Sure.” 👵 “And...

Thanks Suzanne . When I said DM I meant to SDC offline not to me . Have a great weekend

👵🚨 The Midnight “Emergency” 😂 An old lady phoned the police late one night and reported a sex maniac in her apartment. 👮‍♂️ “We’ll be right over,” said the officer. “Oh…” said the old lady, her voice tinged with disappointment. 👉 “Can you wait until morning?” 😉

If I’m not mistaken, around 80% of SDC members are retired or semi-retired, while scammers tend to be much younger often in their mid-20s. Perhaps @sdc could consider applying a simple AI screening algorithm for new member registrations. This could help flag highrisk profiles before approval and...

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