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I can't afford my weekly fix of dark chocolate any more--Salmon at $42 p/kg. what a rip off. -haven't had a steak for around 6 months (but yesterday i purchased a pack of 2 thick lamb steaks for $4 at woolies. fresh veges are gone also. (i buy frozen mixed veg's & dont eat much per serve...

very old joke (heard this one in the 80,s Stil a good one though.

That joke is about to die

XMAS!-----BAHH HUMBUG!

China, here i come!

I recently tried this Coles brand & i would never buy it again it tasted downright yuk (almost made me puke) i emptied my machine out & threw the entire bag in the garbage bin (I usually buy ''LAVAZZA'' when on special (best coffee beans ever 4 my taste. VITTORIA is anothe that i sometimes...

will mankind never learn (wars kill--remember HIROSHIMA & NEGASAKI)

EYES 4 LOOKING!!!

EYES 4 LOOKING!!!!!

What a load of codswallop--I live alone & am on a pension JUST SOME MINCE ALONE IS AROUND 13/$14-----$10 would feed me for about 2 days only.---So i will say it again! ''CODSWALLOP!

Hey, If someone has to explain a joke to you it would be to no avail as you don't have a sense of humour!

an old joke but still funny l.o.l.

THINK ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE---VERY FUNNY!

yeah but BRUCE LEE only had one

bonfire (cracker) night. I lived in NORTH ALBURY N.S.W. when i was a kid ,and for cracker night ,,aka ''BONFIRE NIGHT---GUY FALKES NIGHT we would spend weeks building huge (and i mean ''HUGE''), BONFIRES by collecting many branches from the trees in the hills. The core being made up of old...

I am 75 yrs old & i did not know that---but who cares as they still taste great

P**is Enlarger. A friend of mine answered an advert for an ''INSTANT P**IS ENLARGER'---The mongrels sent him a ''MAGNIFYING GLASS''.