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  1. Mark K

    Joke Dad Joke 🏧

    I tried telling some chemical jokes about noble gasses, but I couldn't get any reaction.
  2. Mark K

    Joke They put what?!

    That reminds me of how they circumcise a whale – they send down four skindivers.
  3. Mark K

    SLICED BREAD...

    Lots of people talk about the best thing since sliced bread, but what was the best thing before sliced bread?
  4. Mark K

    Joke So True 🖥️

    I have a bit of a dilemma with my computer. I'm not sure whether I should hit it with a sledge hammer, or throw it off the top of a tall building.
  5. Mark K

    IDENTICAL TWINS...

    When I was young and foolish I went out with a pair of twins. Someone asked me how I could tell them apart. I said it was easy: Julie had a small mole behind her left ear, and Jeff was a boy.
  6. Mark K

    This Needs Answering

    No. A fart is a telegram from a poop saying "I'm on my way".
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