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I wonder what happened to the Victorian Police Bodgie Squad of yesteryear, They didn't have the luxury of shooters

Thank You Lord

The Jam

Woman on Computer Woman on computer, asks husband: “ I need a password, upper and lower case, number and symbol” Husband: “Upper case P, lower case e and n, number one, symbol dollar, you’ve got all you need there”. Wife types it in waits a few seconds and says: ‘You’re no good, it’s not long...

Funny I don't think Veggie would give a thought to Harry?

Too Late

Knock, knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!:

My Golden Years The golden years have come to me I can not see, I can not pee I can not Chew, I can not screw My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, My bodies drooping, got trouble pooping. So the golden years have come at last, The Golden Years can kiss my arse!

It's no good just saying you lost a loved through a fatal car incident? you want to tout laws but lets be genuine here. We don't know no does she explain what her daughter was up to? So before we know I'm in the over seventy five and I take exception at being into a one size fits all scenario.

Nil Desperandum Illegitimi Non Carborundum.

DO UNTO OTHERS AS THEY WOULD UNTO YOU, ONLY DO IT FIRST?

Hold on I'll get you a saucer of milk

Meeeooooooow

Fidgeting

I hope the cowson had a terrifying painful death, but probably died in his sleep.

They have that on themselves, they weren't the only biracial couple in Britain . The difference was thought she could come in re altering thing in her image in doing so she became the epitome of the one in the wood pile.

"OH MY GOD" Look what you've done to our youth, now they''ll be too frightened to get a job and pay their way?

Goes ti his father the Monarch for a cuppa and chat comes and immediately starts mouthing off about how much progress has been made , Still a treacherous hole surrounded by an ass Call me what you will but I've surmised my statement from article headline, still a crappy treacherous prat.