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I have piece of rope tied to my clothes line, when it wet it means rain, when it moves its windy and when i still I hang my washing out??

I DON'T THINK i WAS BRING TOUCHY? 😊😊JUST MAKING AN OBO?

Omnivorous

Doesn't seem to be a ballerina?

ALBO

DID YOU KNOW IT TAKES FOUR SKIN DIVERS TO CIRCUMCISE A WHALE?

NOW LONG WILL IT BE BEFORE THAT LOOPHOLES WILL BE CLOSED?

Hey Mr Trampoline Man

This is Whats Wrong with Woke

GPS

Leather

Strolling Through the Fields On a walk through the fields yesterday with my pal, when this fella came whizzing past us on a tractor shouting, "The end is nigh, The end is nigh.” My pal says, “there goes Farmer Geddon”

Lucky or What

Bragging Rights 3 lads are bragging at school….. 1st boy says, "My Dad's the fastest man in the world." "How do you know that?" the others ask "Because he can fire an arrow and from his bow and run and catch it!" he replies. "That's nothing," says the 2nd boy. "My Dad can fire a gun and run...