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    The Official SDC Connections Game Thread!

    SDC Connections Game #1290 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟪 🟪 🟪 🟪 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦 😁😁
  2. Ivory

    The Official OzWord Thread!

    OzWord 1353 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩. I was doing a panic here 😱
  3. Ivory

    The Minister’s Cat Game 🐱

    The Ministers sloth is a comatose sloth
  4. Ivory

    The Official Crossword Thread

    I solved the General - 15/9/2025 crossword in 01:37
  5. Ivory

    Dinner Menu

    How do they find the bits? 🤣🤣🤣 This brought tears to my eyes and disturbed the Minister of Internal Affairs in his TV viewing.
  6. Ivory

    Sounds Like Aussie Romance

    Sounds Like Aussie Romance
  7. Ivory

    Joke Bragging Rights

    Damn, I live in that Council district and all the “workers” keep the same hours 🤣🤣
  8. Ivory

    Joke How Did You Sleep? 🪵

    Better than sleeping like a baby. Awake every two hours with wet pants. 🤣🤣🤣
  9. Ivory

    Dinner Menu

    Dinner Menu I was sitting on the couch watching TV before when I heard my wife in the kitchen say, "What's for tea my love, chicken, beef or lamb?". I said, "I believe I'll have the chicken please". To which she replied, "You're having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat".
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    Joke You're old if.... and The Good Sermon

    Magic 🤣🤣🤣 And you just informed me me I’m officially old. Would it work if I said they were reruns 😁😁
  11. Ivory

    Joke Which is silent? and Becoming a vegetarian

    Last spoken words of husband - I Do! Turning vegetarian - be alert for Silver Scurf, Pink Rot and Common Scale, very nasty for potatoes. 🥔🥔🥔🥔
  12. Ivory

    Joke Female Hurricanes and Where did the truck learn that?

    Female hurricanes - you forgot they take the kids too! Truck - does it have a winch? Not much use if not available.
  13. Ivory

    Keep a Word, Drop a Word Game

    Final countdown
  14. Ivory

    Joke He didn't bounce and Potato bag exercise for over 60's

    That’s why I never took up security! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pure gold!
  15. Ivory

    Riddle Sunday Sequence 14.09.2025

  16. Ivory

    Back-to-back food recalls spark urgent nationwide warning

    I rely on home cooked, and where possible, home grown. There are so many stages and people involved that contaminants could accidentally be added ar any stage. I try to never rely on manufactured, mass produced, foods.
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    Alphabetical Bands/Groups

  18. Ivory

    The Official Poker Puzzle Thread

    PokerPuzzle 🃏 2025-09-13 Score: 2450 Hands: 1950 | Swaps: +500 Today's Bonus: Royal Treatment Play at pokerpuzzle.game
  19. Ivory

    The Minister’s Cat Game 🐱

    The Ministers rat is a voluptuous rat 🐀
  20. Ivory

    The Official SDC Connections Game Thread!

    SDC Connections Game #1288 🟪 🟪 🟪 🟪 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟨 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨. One little hiccough
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