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Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is a prickly pear. 2 Hedgehogs.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb when doing some glass blowing you inhaled and got a pane in the stomach.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. When is the best time to buy a canary? When it is going cheap.

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I heard this a different way years ago, but it is a good one. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Mummy mummy dad has been run over by a steamroller, shut up and slide him under the door

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Who gets the sack every time he goes to work? The Postman.

So sorry to hear of your problems but do not give up hope, at 58 my wife was diagnosed as having small cell lung cancer, inoperable and uncurable and they gave her 7 months to live, After getting over the shock notice she said I am not going to die, after 2 months her lung collapsed and for the...

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What can you draw without pen, pencil or paper? A window shade.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that when you went shop lifting you stole a free sample.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do you call a well- behaved goose ? A propaganda

Dennis R's. Morning Joke. Knock - Knock who's there? Bach. Bach who Bach of Chips

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock - Knock. Who's there? Betty. Betty who? Betty let me in or there will be trouble,

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that when you held up a music store you asked them to give you the Lute.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. How do hens Dance? Chick to Chick.

Who would want floor covering like that, you would get dizzy going round and round Dennis R's morning Joke. When the cannibal crossed the Pacific on a cruise ship when the waiter produced the menu he told him to take it away and bring the Passenger list

People charged with child interference should receive a jail sentence, in my opinion Law should be made in each state should be if male they are also castrated. Knowing this would happen would make them think twice before interfering with children, to make it worse they should have to pay for...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - knock whose there? Betty. Betty who? Betty late than never.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. How does a boat show it's affection? By hugging the shore.

I have 2 cd's of Dave Hallen I often play them to get a good laugh