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Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Mummy mummy my head hurts. Shut up and get away from the dart board.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there Bee Bee who? Bee careful.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What goes around the house, In the house but does not touch the house? The Sun.

Enough to scare anyone.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that when I told you that your shoes had to be soled you went out and sold them.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why wasn't the butterfly invited to the dance? Because it was a mothball.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy mummy can I play with Rover? No, we have dug him up three times this week.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock-Knock Who's there? Bart Bart Who? Bartween you and me, I'm sick of standing in the cold.

Dennis R''s Morning Joke. Why was the mother flea so sad? Because her children were going to the dogs.

Dennis R's afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that when your Greek mythology teacher asked you to name something half man and half horse you answered Buffalo Bill.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb, that when your Greek mythology teacher asked you to name something half horse and half man you answered, Buffalo Bill.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What did the caterpillar say to the Butterfly? You are not going to get me up in that thing.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Mummy Mummy, are you sure you make bread this way? Shut up and get back in I cannot close the oven door.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Bacon Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What runs down the street but as no legs? The Kerbs

Today I realized that this month I had left the UK 67 years ago, on the day of the 50th year we left the UK I wrote my first poem and called it A New Life and I thought I would give it a new run. FIFTY YEARS AGO FROM THE CITY OF NOTTINGHAM FOR OUR FAMILY A...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that when you flew a helicopter you turned the propeller off because it was too drafty.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do Parrots eat? Polyfilla

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy mummy Dads on fire, Hurry up and get the marshmallows.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock - knock. Who's there? Back. Back who? Back off I am going to force my way in.