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    Joke No place like home

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What is the longest word in the World? Smiles, because there is a mile between the beginning and the end.
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    Joke Weak Wisdom

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that you spent 2 hours in a department store looking for a cap with a peak at the back.
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    50 WAYS TO...

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. If horses wear shoes what do camels wear? Desert Boots.
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    Joke Not for me

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy mummy I have just chopped my foot off. Then hop out of the kitchen I have just mopped the floor.
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    Cats & dogs

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock- Knock Who's there? Bea Bea who? Because I am worth it.
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    Joke Who do? Do you?

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What trees do fortune- tellers look at? Palms
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    Joke Hot handle holders

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that when you went water skying you spent all your holiday looking for a sloping lake.
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    Joke Hot handle holders

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Humphrey.
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    Joke Hymns!

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke Mummy mummy I hate my brothers guts. Shut up and eat what's on your plate.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🛌

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock, Whose there? Bassoon Bassoon who?. Bassoon things will be better.
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    Joke Should've stayed at the pub

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What is put on a table and cut but never eaten? A pack of cards,
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    Joke Too Many Gadgets!

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that you slept under your car because you wanted to get up oily in the morning.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🛌

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What's the biggest moth in the world? A mam-moth
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    Joke Dad Joke 🛌

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy mummy I am 16 years old, Don't you think I am old enough to wear a bra now? Shut up George.
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    Joke Sssspooky

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock-Knock, Who's there Butter. Butter who? Butter wear a coat when you come out, it' cold.
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    Joke It's on Special

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. The more you take the more you leave behind, what am I? Footsteps.
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    Joke 21 Random Thoughts

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy , mummy, Daddy's hammering on the roof again. Shut up and drive a bit faster.
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    Joke IKEA Knights 🪚

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock, Who's there Beef, Beef who? Be fair now.
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    GREAT NEWS...!

    I wish I was on the barrow. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What is round and deep but could not be filled up with all the water in the world? A colander.
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    Joke We Three old Kings

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day? Turns over a new leaf.
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