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    Joke An exercise that suits me

    Mummy Mummy Why can't we buy a garbage disposal unit? Shut up and keep chewing.
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    Joke The Electrical Engineer

    Being 96 I thought I had heard most jokes but not this one which made me Laugh
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    Collingswood Supporter

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke Knock - Knock who's there? Ben Hur, Ben Hur who? Ben Hur nearly an hour so let me in.
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    Healthy Patient

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What can you hold but never touch? A conversation.
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    Joke Today at the cemetery

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb you have a stop sign at the top of your ladder.
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    Joke Secret to long life

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Now you see it now you don't, Now you see it now you don't what is it? A black cat on a zebra crossing.
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    DOG/CAT OWNER

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Mummy Mummy Why is dad running in zig zags. Shut up and keep shooting.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🐶

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock- Knock Who's there? Bezzer Bezzer who? Bezzer are black and yellow and make honey.
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    Joke Teddy Bears

    Good one.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🐸

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What starts working when its fired? A rocket.
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    Would You Ask?

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb at Halloween you draw a face on the apple and go bobbin for Pumpkins.
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    TO HAVE CHILDREN....

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What kind of cats go bowling? Alley Cats.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🐸

    Happy Birthday REET, things start to creak at 90, I find at 96 my legs and fingers give me trouble.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🐸

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy Mummy why can't we give grandma a proper burial? Shut up and keep flushing.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🐈‍⬛

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that when you went skying you skied up the slope and came down on the chair lift,
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    Joke Should've stayed at the pub

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why did the cat put the letter M in the freezer? Because it turned ice into mice.
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    Joke Benighted!

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Mummy Mummy, why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Shut up or you will wake your father.
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    Joke Can you relate to this?

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Barbie, Barbie who, Barbie Q
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    Joke No place like home

    I bet the nuns use that track every day in the future.
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