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Gender specific TOILETS could be called PRICKS and PUSSIES....

What a crock of shit is the term "wild caught"! Has anybody ever heard of "tame caught"? Of course not!

At least I don't ROOT for my football team. That would be a PAIN in the ARSE....

Forego the coffee and have the chocolate only.

Little Miss Grace Harris can PISS off back to her SHITHOUSE of a country. One way.

I remember Wilbur Wilde as the saxophonist with Ol' 55 and Jo Jo Zep and the Falcons rather than his stint on Hey Hey, It's Saturday. Anyway, it's good to see that he is on the road to recovery. (y)

There was no mention of the nationality or ethnicity of the perpetrators in the article. The "grandfather" mentioned could been been from any of the over 70 countries that participated in World War II.

I didn't know Albanese was PM in the early 1970s when the first scourge of Lebanese and Vietnamese infected these shores. He would have been still attending St Joseph's Primary School in Camperdown, Sydney!

Maybe you should sit on an airport's runway and listen to planes taking off. Without hearing protection.

I got 7 out of 10 (70%) answers correct on SDC Trivia Game #837 Question 1: 🟩 Question 2: 🟥 - The last strawberry I ate had 453 seeds ON it.... Question 3: 🟩 Question 4: 🟥 - Shakespeare....Schmakespeare. Who cares! Question 5: 🟩 Question 6: 🟩 Question 7: 🟩 Question 8: 🟩 Question 9: 🟩 Question...

Typical Anko. But try getting a refund if you buy online from a dodgy overseas supplier.

Speaking to Nine News, one of the men claimed their actions were intended as a tribute: 'I wasn’t just honouring them, I was honouring the families. My grandfather was in World War II.' Sure dickhead! Who? The Hashemite Kingdom of Iraq? The Anglo-Iraqi War occurred in 1941 after the Iraqis...

This image is a double edged sword. As well as distracting other drivers, it severely inhibits the rear vision of the SUV driver.

ECHO....ECHO....ECHO....

I have witnessed numerous instances of these African meatheads playing the violence card and have been a potential victim a couple of times in my time living in the hellhole known as Melbourne. They strike in numbers which proves they are nothing more than a bunch of gutless cowards, using...

'The rationale behind the prohibition of putting a "sale" sign on a vehicle while parked on a public road is that it can distract drivers,' he said. So does roadside advertising, gaudy shopfronts and ever changing speed limits. So will the council issue businesses and the State Transport...

Q. What's white and sticky and hangs from piano keys? A. Billy Field's "Bad Habits".

I was already wearing red. The army boots....

Try escorting me from the venue. For wearing a pair of red army boots, a black bowtie and a white jockstrap? I would come back ten minutes later and blow it up!

Time to deport this towelhead. How did she manage to become a member of parliament when as a dual citizen, being born in Afghanistan, is in contravention of Section 44 of the Constitution of Australia?