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Everyone goes poor Charles, his cancer struggle has taken a toll on him, prostate psst. He has not gone through what she has and there is also the chance it will pop up again. Ovarian cancer is a silent killer, often it is found too late for the patient, it was like when the Princess said they...

Squirrel Problem There were four churches and a synagogue in a small town: a Presbyterian church, a Baptist church, a Methodist church, a Catholic church, and a synagogue. Each church and the synagogue had a problem with squirrels. The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do...

BEAUTIFUL WORDS Someone has written these beautiful words. Must read and try to understand the deep meaning of it. They are like the Ten Commandments to follow in life all the time. 1. Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, But it is a "steering wheel" that directs...

MURPHY’S LAWS OF COMBAT OPERATIONS You are not superman Keep it simple stupid. Automatic weapons – aren’t. Recoilless weapons – aren’t. Suppressive fire – won’t. Incoming fire has right of way. If the enemy is in range, so are you. Don’t look conspicuous, it draws fire. If it’s stupid...

HOW TO KNOW YOU'RE GROWING OLD You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones. You stop looking forward to your next birthday. You walk with your head held high, trying to get used to your bifocals. You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against...

REPORTS TO INSURANCE The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car driver's attempt to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest words possible. The instances of faulty writing serve to confirm that even incompetent writing may be highly entertaining. Coming...

ONE LINERS A penny saved is obviously the result of a government oversight. Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid...

The Conversation Two well-dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the Brisbane Airport Terminal. The first lady was an arrogant Victorian married to a wealthy business man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from Mount Isa, Queensland. After a...

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE 1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the asshole's name. 3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again...

Toes? I thought it was a different body party. Leading me astray again. 😮

You go girl, unless you're not a girl and I have stepped on someone's woke toes yet again, and guess what I don't care anymore

Normally see them in the large shopping centres, but in the centres where there is an air lock they generally dont go all the way in.

I was told you should not shake coconut cream or milk in the cans, I can't quite remember why, must be the dementia, but I know I stopped doing it and haven't since.

I had an extensive collection of Christmas bears, that I pulled out each year, and 2 years ago my husband somehow gave them away when I told him to take the travel bag with the broken wheels to the OpShop. I sure hope they checked inside because they were probably worth a couple of thousand...

I thought it was the old car water coolant

Don't bother baiting idiots, they are the ones who still believe the earth is flat, and that Elvis went back to his own planet.

Touché Moioz

To Err is Human Many a manager is .....

Worldwide recession, people starving, homeless all the signs are there for war. Wars make money, provide jobs, made countries step up to the plate. Trump is playing with the big boys, he has no idea what he is doing, unless all those theories about him being a Russian sleeper spy are true...