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  1. SirExton

    I bet Ur Reet proud it's U Birthday today? Happy Birthday and wishing U many more! God Bless U...

    I bet Ur Reet proud it's U Birthday today? Happy Birthday and wishing U many more! God Bless U and Urs with Health! Wealth! & Happiness! Until thi pops thi cloggs! Have a great day! Amen! & Amen!
  2. SirExton

    Happy Birthday, make sure its a gud un! God Bless U & Urs with Health! Wealth! & Happiness...

    Happy Birthday, make sure its a gud un! God Bless U & Urs with Health! Wealth! & Happiness! Amen! & Amen!
  3. SirExton

    Joke 1970s Revisited ☮️

    Get a life you woke !##£%^&!
  4. SirExton

    Introducing: Birthday Corner!

    I am trying to find the person that posted a couple of days ago "How did I get the Avatar name SirExton?" The correct spelling for the village I come from in the UK is EUXTON. But anyone who is not from the area does not know how to pronounce the name correctly. They try hucxton, uxton, and so...
  5. SirExton

    What do you think is the worst part about living in Australia? Locals share their confessions

    Living in Perth, so close to my EX. Yesterday I was at my granddaughter Brooklyn's school book week parade, teachers and kids were dressed up in every book caricature imaginable. Megan my daughter said "Look dad mums over there?' I looked across and saw a lady with grey hair and said "That's not...
  6. SirExton

    Introducing: Birthday Corner!

    HiStill Ebby To send a reply, go to the right bottom of the dialog box you are reading and there are two very faint icon's Like and Reply...............just put your cursor on the Reply tab and click on it, and it will open a new dialog box under the writing you want to reply too and type your...
  7. SirExton

    Introducing: Birthday Corner!

    Hi Tricia Thank you for your kind wishes. I was still a little hung over yesterday to reply. Ha! Ha! God Bless U & Urs. Amen! Ox
  8. SirExton

    Introducing: Birthday Corner!

    Hi 7777 Thank you for your kind wishes. I was still a little hung over yesterday to reply. Ha! Ha! God Bless U & Urs. Amen! Ox
  9. SirExton

    Introducing: Birthday Corner!

    Hi Watchdog, Thank you for your kind wishes. I was still a little hung over yesterday to reply. Ha! Ha! God Bless U & Urs. Amen!
  10. SirExton

    Introducing: Birthday Corner!

    Not tonight Josephine! Thank you for your kind wishes. I was still a little hung over yesterday to reply. Ha! Ha! God Bless U & Urs. Amen! Ox
  11. SirExton

    Introducing: Birthday Corner!

    Thank you! I think U mean "No Bull!"
  12. SirExton

    Introducing: Birthday Corner!

    Thank you, a couple of Irish Kilkkenny beers tonight to celebrate (hic) Slaint'e is Irish for cheers! Ox
  13. SirExton

    Introducing: Birthday Corner!

    I almost forgot mine is today 21st August 1954. Ha! Ha! Love to all at SDC and members Ox
  14. SirExton

    The great dunny debate: Why more Aussie blokes are taking a seat (and why that might be smart)

    Suzzane Rose did no one tell you years ago to put a cork from a whine bottle into the toilet bowl water, so when the guys go for a Pee they always aim for the cork floating on the waters surface! As the Meekats say "Simples!"
  15. SirExton

    The great dunny debate: Why more Aussie blokes are taking a seat (and why that might be smart)

    Another "it's no gud standing on the shit house seat, as the crabs in here they jump ten feet! If ya think that this is high? Go next door, the bustards fly!"
  16. SirExton

    The great dunny debate: Why more Aussie blokes are taking a seat (and why that might be smart)

    On the Sail Traing Ship Leeuwin2 there are signs in each head,"sailors sit to pee!" For the uninitiated the toilets are called Heads, because in the old days the sailors did their business either side of the ships figure head at the bow of the sailing Ship. As the wind was blowing from the stern...
  17. SirExton

    Palace stuns royal watchers with error in Princess Anne’s birthday tribute

    HRH Princess Royal Anne's lineage, goes all the way back to Abraham, Isaac, Jacob and King David. Fulfilling Old and New Testament prophecies. Ephraim is the United Kingdom and Commonwealth Countries and Manasseh are the United States of American peoples. Amen! & Amen! Love to all at SDC and the...
  18. SirExton

    Joke New password

    Type in Mypenisgrowswithexcitment! That should be long enough???
  19. SirExton

    Joke Stereo

    Woof! Woof!
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