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Proctologist reply to the first comment, That wasn't my finger!

Me to the proctologist, your the reason I could never be a homosexual! Thank you!

Determination: How do you eat an Elephant? One bite at a time! And the greatest quote of all.... Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do!

(In an Irish accent) Dick de shit was, Richard de turd!

Happy Birthday Mountain hope U have many more, with not too many landslides! God Bless! Regards Phil

I'll belive it when I see it. What does Queen of Donuts mean?

SDC How do U work out that the video is funny? I must not have a sense of humour?

Happy Birthday Fluffy, hope you have many more! May God Bless you and yours with Health! Wealth! & Happiness! Amen! & Amen! Take care and stay safe. Regards Phil ox

Happy Birthday Goatwhisperer, hope you have many more! May God Bless you and yours with Health! Wealth! & Happiness! Amen! & Amen! Take care and stay safe. Regards Phil ox

Happy Birthday Shellface, hope you have many more!May God Bless you and yours with Health! Wealth! & Happiness! Amen! & Amen! Take care and stay safe. Regards Phil ox

Did you know you can play the bagpipes with a CAT! When a CAT is near you, tempt it with rubbing your thumb and index finger together, with a here puss puss. As the cat inquisitively walks towards you with it's tail straight up in the air. When it is in arms reach, grab it quick and thrust its...

Moral of the story; Never own a CAT!

Muminim as Egyptians read from right to left! Means small mumi.

Happy belated Birthday for today Dawn Bryer God Bless U & Ur's with Health! Wealth! & Happiness! with many more years. Amen! & Amen! Ox

Happy belated Birthday and a speedy recovery Oaklegs God Bless U & Ur's with Health! Wealth! & Happiness! with many more years. Amen! & Amen! Ox

I remember a Billy Connelly's joke, when he bought Sexy Sadie the blow up doll. when it arrived in a brown stringed, unmarked package. Bill started singing "I'am in the mood for love, simply because your near me!" He blew up Sadie to her full size, gave her a love bite, when she farted and shot...

Happy Birthday Geoff and many more babies 2 come! Have a gud un!

Was tha minus it's Legs?

Didn't the Beatles write a song about the Lovely Leeta Maid? Oh sorry that was Reeta?Happy Birthday Leeta069 Wishing U many more! God Bless U and Urs with Health! Wealth! & Happiness! Until thi pops thi cloggs! Have a great day! Amen! & Amen! Ox

Jules R U having Ur Palm read 2day? Happy Birthday and wishing U many more! God Bless U and Urs with Health! Wealth! & Happiness! Until thi pops thi cloggs! Have a great day! Amen! & Amen!