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  1. SirExton

    Joke A Dirty-Minded Captain

    Now there are female pilots, do they still call it the Cockpit?
  2. SirExton

    Joke Wear a hat

    Cos he could and was protecting the back of his neck from sun burn! Simples as the meerkat say!
  3. SirExton

    Joke Wear a hat

    Sign in the Dole office read Tree fellers wanted. Paddy said ta Mick "if seamus would a bin wid us, we wuld'a got dat job!""
  4. SirExton

    Do you have a favourite quote that inspires you?

    And it feels like a Raven landing on them!
  5. SirExton

    Joke Dad Joke 🍌

    Is that because there was always two in a pod??
  6. SirExton

    Joke Dad Joke 🍌

    My two daughters, Megan and Loren call me Farter, not Father when addressing me.
  7. SirExton

    Joke Dad Joke 🍌

    U must have a one track mind???? I was actually thinking of Monkey Nuts, in mixed nuts! But I can go with that thought, if you are lonely Luckyus
  8. SirExton

    July Competition – Winter Memory Lane

    I do a lot of volunteering on the Sail Training Ship Leeuwin2 in Fremantle. On Christmas day I relieve the crew so the can spend their Christmas with their families. This is me as Santa, with a couple of my helpers.
  9. SirExton

    Joke Dad Joke 🍌

    Monkey Nuts too!
  10. SirExton

    Joke TV Remote 📺

    This is preparation for testing next Easter Moioz and we all know what bunny's like to do!! Oh and don't forget it's only 172 days until Christmas! Ha! Ha!
  11. SirExton

    Do you have a favourite quote that inspires you?

    The following was my mantra from recovering from an Anxiety and full blown Depressive Breakdown. Be a fraction of an inch away from being in a mental hospital back in the day! Take care and stay safe! God Bless all at SDC Ox
  12. SirExton

    Joke TV Remote 📺

    When she is sitting on the digital TV, these ones do!!
  13. SirExton

    Joke TV Remote 📺

    I do not know why this combined TV Remote and Rabbit Ears Arial will not work?? Any Ideas?
  14. SirExton

    Joke TV Remote 📺

    Our TV was so Remote, we could not get a signal!!!!!
  15. SirExton

    Such a wise man!

    What the Cinema on the Ship?? Ha! Ha!
  16. SirExton

    Discover pleasure again with Normal because feeling good shouldn’t have an expiry date

    Who needs toys? If the Lady has a clitoris, I can use my tongue. We do not need lubricant, as veginemite is the result!! Environmentally friendly all round! Love to all, whatever Ur bent! And the world keeps revolving as it should!! Ox
  17. SirExton

    What is an investment bubble, and should you invest in Bitcoin? — by Noel Whittaker

    FYI Bitcoin when it first came out back in 2008 was US$ 0-10 cents a coin. Today's value about US$106,199.99. The top financiers are predicting in 2-3 years, it will be in excess of US$700,000-00 or even over a million US$! One bitcoin now is the same price as a Kg of Gold. That is why major...
  18. SirExton

    HELLO DARKNESS...

    That was when she, fell into my arms!
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