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Don't Argue. The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realised that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the...

Grandad Joke of the Day Sean & Pat, two Irish government mechanical engineers standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,” said Billy, “but we don't have a ladder.” The woman said, “Hand...

Naughty, naughty.

Sorry that you are ill, BUT it's a joke.

Oh Dear.

Sunrise on the Maroochydore River. Sunshine Coast Queensland.

Maybe I Need a Drink

Counselling that works A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a cliff, about to jump off. An old homeless Aussie bloke who was wandering by stopped and said: "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?” She...

Well that was easy

Great grand dad Joke of the week

Granddad Joke of the day A man flying in a hot air balloon realises he is lost. Reducing altitude, he spotted a man on the ground and defended to shouting range. “Excuse me” he shouted. “Can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am’. The...

Great Grand Dad Joke of the day A glass of wine To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand: As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of...