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But these two grubs invaded OUR space by throwing OUR very dearly beloved late Queen under a bus.

Harry is Megan's pet. They are both traitors and deserve to languish at the end of a rope in the Tower of London or at the bottom of an oubliette.

This is the first and only sensible comment on this tabloid article.

14 year old little Johnny's trousers are stiff with "cornflour" and he has a wild, glazed look in his eyes. He can hardly walk, his legs are so weak. His hair stands on end and that grin.....

My ugly next-door neighbour breeds offensive goldfish.

BIG CEOs need their multi-million-dollar salaries and massive bonuses, too, you know!!!!! How do you expect THEM to survive?

I often wonder why people carry lit flame throwers in supermarkets.

Crikey! The poor wee dotes probably don't yet know!!! o_Oo_Oo_O

I would not. Always happy to shred the heavvies...

Jane Mansfield had an alarming number of lobsters according to Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.

Yes, trade descriptions are not regulated here in Australia as they are in the UK.

The best I ever had were from a wooden beach kiosk at South Shields, near Newcastle Upon Tyle. As the song goes: I DID have my fishy, albeit in a paper dishy!!! The whole lot was cooked to perfection and my mouth is watering now at the memory of it. The chips were crunchy outside and fluffy...

Ignorant police bastardry.

Thanks Ebby. Appreciated!

Most UK chippies use non-brewed condiment. It tastes vinegary.

Dying is all part of the deal NONE of us ever signed up for. Eating tasty stuff is living. A diet consisting of a limp lettuce leaf once every third Tuesday of the month is NOT living.

Nothing beats lard or dripping for deep frying, except for vegetarians. For some reason, vegans taste lovely when battered and fried in animal fat.

Good old BRITISH fayre! :-) 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Parliament House welcomes snakes...