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I'd be telling them to get used to the "waewae express".

A bloke sat next to me in the bus today and pulled out a photo of his wife. He asked me “Ain’t she beautiful?” I said “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my wife” He replied with “ Why, is she a stunner as well?” I said “ No, she’s an optician”

We were all taught how to wash babies and change nappies, even my youngest sister who's in her sixties still goes bright red when her brother (me) tells her he used to change her crappy nappy

Common as sharks shit.

When I first came to Australia they ha been here for two thousand years? Now its 60 thousand years? No doubt before I shuffle off this mortal coil they will have been before the BIG BANG?

Buttered

I wouldn't cross the road to piss on any of them.

What I find funny is that nobody owns up for voting for the big girls knickers?

Not easy steering a car with four flats?

Spew, shite piss and paper all I flush?

Maybe so, but the fact remains he paid her off, not only was a she a moll but a black mailing one. I'd of called her bluff and said I was single, she was single so I got my leg over plus as far as I'm concerned she knew exactly who she was opening her legs for plus I'm sure she never said she...

Questioning

Mummy, mummy can I lick the bowl? No flush it like everyone else does.

Lunacy

You seem to forget that he paid the sheila off?