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Little Jimmy in the Car. Little Jimmy is in the car with his mother and shes driving down the highway. A truck in front of them contains adult sex toys. All of a sudden a large black dildo falls off the truck and hits the windscreen of the car. "What was that mummy" says Jimmy, "Oh... it was a...

Little Jimmy in the Car. Little Jimmy is in the car with his mother and shes driving down the highway. A truck in front of them contains adult sex toys. All of a sudden a large black dildo falls off the truck and hits the windscreen of the car. "What was that mummy" says Jimmy, "Oh... it was a...

Valued Absent Employee Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted by a child's whisper, "Hello." "Is your Mummy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with her?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised...

A scary movie I was watching a movie with my son the other day. He got scared and asked me: “mummy? Is that lady going to die?” I said: “judging by the size of that horse’s cock, yes son.”

Mummy, mummy what are those scratch marks all over your body? Santa claws darling

Mummy Mummy what's daddy doing with his Penis in the biscuit tin? I don't know son, he must be fucking crackers

Peacefulness

A teacher in Ireland is giving an English lesson and asks the class for examples of when they have heard the word "contagious" being used… One eager child says, "Daddy says to cover my mouth when I cough because my cold is contagious!" "Very good!" replied the teacher. "Has anybody else got an...

Not surprised, they sell a lot of shit?

Thinking something similar drill a hole and some round up?

I read an article about some politicians calling for the family home to be taxed? Su its only a matter of till that come to fruition.

Mummy, mummy can I wear a bra now that I'm sixteen?No Daniel

A little girl asks her mum; "Mummy, why do we never visit grandma?“Oh darling, you don’t remember? She fell of the balcony…” “And where is she now?” “Well… she went to heaven” The little girl thinks about it for a moment… “Wow, that’s a big bounce”

What is a mummy's favourite genre of music? Wrap music

How is an Egyptian mummy similar to a fart? They have a toot in common

Mummy, how was I born? 10-years old girl asks her mum: "Mummy, how was i born?" The mother smiles a replies: "Once upon a time, me and your daddy had a wonderful time so we decided to plant a little seed. Daddy put it in the earth and I took very good care of it every single day. After a while...

All this bullshit is bought about by quasi indigenous, the results of one or Liasson's of mixed race couples married, in relationships or the odd knee tremblers. Who now one want try and game the system for a little bit more of the tax payers hard earned, speaking which where has all the...

My greatest revelation was learning that I was a lesbian, but couldn't catch the lesbian disease?