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Once I've cancelled my account, and if they keep sending I'lll collect them for a couple of months then send them back collect?

Thats because the prats, a low life lying shitbag.

Turned into a Rolls Canardly?

If the scran is bloody good, then why do use names like this for their strictly vegan grub vegan duck pancakes. Every sodding vegan gaff does it, if it doesn't have any meat then why bloody allude to it on your scoff cards?

If the scheme is authentic then it maybe not a idea even you may have managed to save a few dollars in the current climes, as if you qualify then you can use their money and save your own? It's something I've been doing for years only buy what I need interest free, sod the never never?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy you think we can get a little closer?

It used it to be that it at starts out looking like a fuzzy peach and end up looking like a gutted rabbit

I agree with you I think any government daft enough to bring would be finished? Although I certainly don't trust this mob they are just daft enough to try it on. the coalition(sic) had better get their act together as they have a long way to go they have to not only the Labour Party but all the...

Quietudeness.

Elon Musk couldn't have any plainer for you and your attitude "Go Fuck Yourself"

The Shooting A woman heavily pregnant with twins gets shot twice in the stomach... The woman survives and so do the babies, she eventually gives birth to a boy and a girl. many years later the girl came running up to her mum "Mummy mummy, I was having a wee and a bullet came out" the mum told...

Little Johnny came home and ran to his mother. "Mummy! I was on the bus with Daddy and he made me stand up so a woman could sit down." "Well...How kind of your daddy! You should learn from him." Johnny then frowned. "I was sitting on Daddy's lap"

Little Jonny Little Johnny wakes up in the middle of the night and hears noises from his mum and dad's room, and goes to investigate.. He walks in, he is directly behind his mum, who is riding Johnny's dad, cowgirl style, unaware that Johnny is behind her and watching. Johnny...what are you...

Pregnancy A little boy goes up to his pregnant mum, points at her fat belly and says, what’s that? She says… (a bit startled…) erm… that’s a baby your daddy gave me that… So the little boy walks off to find his dad with a confused look on his face… “daddy did you give mummy a baby ?” “yeh I...

The Biggest Coward Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest coward. The first kid says," My dad is so scared that when a lightning strikes my dad slides underneath our bed." The second kid goes," That's nothing, my dad is so scared, that when mummy works night shift, my dad...

Mummy takes little Johnny to the Zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection. "What's that, Mummy?" asks the child. "Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on. A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that...

Mummy with Uncle Paul A young daughter is at home when her father calls. The daughter picks up. "Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." A brief pause. "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Mummy says I...

What did baby corn say to mummy corn? "Where's popcorn"?