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Try saying this fast? Tommy tickled Tillies tit, till Tillies twot twitched terrifically/

English was, is and allways will be a bastardised language. So fu*k them all bar six, use them as pallbearers and then they can go fu*k themselves.

If i don't have a significant benefit, whats the point in downsizing, any gains are going paying monthly fees for essentially sodall unless you can purchase freehold?

Halloween Costume. I went to a costume shop to buy a Dracula outfit for Halloween. The shop assistant brought out a Collingwood football club shirt. I said "You must of misheard me, I said I want to look like a Count."

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Had one those, traded it in on a Raleigh more reliable?

I certainly don't have feelings whatsoever regarding you pseudo psychobabble.

I remember when that used to be a slur i. e he sits down to piss? As a person that suffers from urinary tract infection problems I can substantiate this. If I have to go for a pony I find it easier to empty the bladder while sitting, lus it gives the advantage of reading an extra couple of pages...

Which reminds me of this one: A man stood outside a Pawn Shop picking his teeth. After 5 minutes he went inside and bought some.

ROUND EM AND HEAD EM OFF?

There's an old saying, that it's wise child that knows it's own father?

If they don't like what I say or write, then don't bloody read what I write. You can see who the author is before you read. So if you don't have comeback then don't bother complaining as I don't care GFY?

I remember when they a bakery near me, the smell of yeast was overpowering, I don't know who the baker was but the bread was rock hard by lunchtime. I will say they have smartened their act up since at I don't gag when I go past.

I'd just keep on driving North or South on the M1 sod them.