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Who would want floor covering like that, you would get dizzy going round and round Dennis R's morning Joke. When the cannibal crossed the Pacific on a cruise ship when the waiter produced the menu he told him to take it away and bring the Passenger list

People charged with child interference should receive a jail sentence, in my opinion Law should be made in each state should be if male they are also castrated. Knowing this would happen would make them think twice before interfering with children, to make it worse they should have to pay for...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - knock whose there? Betty. Betty who? Betty late than never.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. How does a boat show it's affection? By hugging the shore.

I have 2 cd's of Dave Hallen I often play them to get a good laugh

For punishment one of my teaches was to make the culprit stand in a corner with the waste paper basket over his head.

The first back seat driver. Dennis R's morning Joke. You are so dumb, when you bought a train ticket and the ticket seller asked where too you said back here of cause.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do you call a Scottish parrot? Macaw,

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why Don't cannlbals eat weather forecasters. Because they give them wind.

Dennis R afternoon Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher money where your mouth his.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What kind of song can you sing in a car? A cartoon.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that when the lifesaver told you not to jump in the pool because it had no water in you replied to him that it did not matter as you could not swim.

Dennis R's Morning Joke What is a parrot's favorite game? Hide and speak.

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Dennis R's Afternoon Joke, Why did the cannibal live on his own? He'd had enough of other people.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock ,,,,whose there? Butcher Butcher who? Butcher your hand on the doorknob and let me In.

Good one. Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why is an island like the letter T? Because it is in the middle of water.

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Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that when I asked you what the weather was like you answered that it's too foggy to tell.

'Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do baby swans dance to? Cygnet-ure tunes.