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Today I realized that this month I had left the UK 67 years ago, on the day of the 50th year we left the UK I wrote my first poem and called it A New Life and I thought I would give it a new run. FIFTY YEARS AGO FROM THE CITY OF NOTTINGHAM FOR OUR FAMILY A...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that when you flew a helicopter you turned the propeller off because it was too drafty.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do Parrots eat? Polyfilla

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy mummy Dads on fire, Hurry up and get the marshmallows.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock - knock. Who's there? Back. Back who? Back off I am going to force my way in.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is a prickly pear. 2 Hedgehogs.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb when doing some glass blowing you inhaled and got a pane in the stomach.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. When is the best time to buy a canary? When it is going cheap.

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I heard this a different way years ago, but it is a good one. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Mummy mummy dad has been run over by a steamroller, shut up and slide him under the door

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Who gets the sack every time he goes to work? The Postman.

So sorry to hear of your problems but do not give up hope, at 58 my wife was diagnosed as having small cell lung cancer, inoperable and uncurable and they gave her 7 months to live, After getting over the shock notice she said I am not going to die, after 2 months her lung collapsed and for the...

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What can you draw without pen, pencil or paper? A window shade.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that when you went shop lifting you stole a free sample.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do you call a well- behaved goose ? A propaganda

Dennis R's. Morning Joke. Knock - Knock who's there? Bach. Bach who Bach of Chips

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock - Knock. Who's there? Betty. Betty who? Betty let me in or there will be trouble,

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that when you held up a music store you asked them to give you the Lute.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. How do hens Dance? Chick to Chick.