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    Joke It's on Special

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. The more you take the more you leave behind, what am I? Footsteps.
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    Joke 21 Random Thoughts

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy , mummy, Daddy's hammering on the roof again. Shut up and drive a bit faster.
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    Joke IKEA Knights 🪚

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock, Who's there Beef, Beef who? Be fair now.
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    GREAT NEWS...!

    I wish I was on the barrow. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What is round and deep but could not be filled up with all the water in the world? A colander.
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    Joke We Three old Kings

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day? Turns over a new leaf.
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    Joke Movement!

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Mummy mummy my head hurts. Shut up and get away from the dart board.
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    Joke Movement!

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there Bee Bee who? Bee careful.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🐶

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What goes around the house, In the house but does not touch the house? The Sun.
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    DON'T LAUGH...

    Enough to scare anyone.
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    Joke The Difference

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb that when I told you that your shoes had to be soled you went out and sold them.
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    Joke Oh, for the life of a Sloth !

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why wasn't the butterfly invited to the dance? Because it was a mothball.
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    Joke

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy mummy can I play with Rover? No, we have dug him up three times this week.
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    Joke Great Grand Dad Joke of the day

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock-Knock Who's there? Bart Bart Who? Bartween you and me, I'm sick of standing in the cold.
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    Joke Dad Joke

    Dennis R''s Morning Joke. Why was the mother flea so sad? Because her children were going to the dogs.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🎣

    Dennis R's afternoon Joke. You are so dumb that when your Greek mythology teacher asked you to name something half man and half horse you answered Buffalo Bill.
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    Understanding Women....

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb, that when your Greek mythology teacher asked you to name something half horse and half man you answered, Buffalo Bill.
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    Understanding Women....

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What did the caterpillar say to the Butterfly? You are not going to get me up in that thing.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🌞

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Mummy Mummy, are you sure you make bread this way? Shut up and get back in I cannot close the oven door.
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    Joke Not going to explain this

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Bacon Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday.
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    Joke Due to rising costs.....

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What runs down the street but as no legs? The Kerbs
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