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Mum took the car

Mission Accomplished A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night, the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same s*xy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her husband and said, “Honey, do you remember this?” He looked up at her and said...

Eggs are expensive

Being educated

Wrong attitude On our wedding night, as we were just about to get down to business, I took my trousers off and threw them to my new wife. "Put those on!" I said, sternly. "What?" She asked, incredulously. "Put them on!" I insisted. Which she duly did. "Right!" I said. "That's the first and only...

I got pulled over

Where did the sun go?

My husband loves cabbage.

Greedy parents

I had to leave

So I forgot Forgot what shirt i was wearing when i ran to the store. Oops

I know what she meant

Kellogs

Ka Ching $$$$ Kaching

Sounds about right

Should we get married?

Warn your neighbour

Gets better with age