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IF IT WASN'T...

TIGHT ARSE...

Stands over and looks down on you too! B*TCH!

Initially, when I adopted my beloved furbaby, I was somewhat shocked when the vet told me to keep her indoors. It took a while for me to see all the advantages. I even closed in my back verandah, bought fake grass and a fake tree amongst other items, just for her. No, tick bites, no dog mauling...

My ex-father-in-law had the same experience. He, and only one other doctor, worked for a large Aboriginal community in the same vicinity, as mentioned in the above article. Even though he held a very high position for a long time in the country of his birth, he became worn out, forcing him to...

I bed you wood!

TWO MEN AND THEIR DOGS TWO MEN AND THEIR DOGS Two men are walking their dogs—a Doberman and a Chihuahua—on a hot day. They pass a pub and decide it is time for a drink. As they are about to enter the pub, they notice a sign that reads 'No dogs allowed.' The man with the Chihuahua says...

Well, it's actually just a small vibrator, and because it's yellow I call it Tweety... it's always looking for the Puddytat! 😁

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TOY BONE...

CAT DISCOVERS...

COULD BE:....

PUT ME DOWN...

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ATTENTION THIEVES

GOOD LOOKING COW Farmer Jane is walking down a country path when suddenly, she spots a beautiful cow in a nearby farmyard. Noticing a farmer sitting on the porch, she walks up to him and says, “Pardon me, sir, but your cow looks very good and I wish to ask if you’d be willing to sell her for...

CAUTION ALL...

LIFE SUCKS...

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