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  1. Veggiepatch

    Once linked to Al Pacino, this 80s star looks totally different today. Can you recognise her?

    Sorry Beverley, I'm already taken.... 😝
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    Remember when bikes were built for safety—not speed? One company is sounding the alarm

    A 59 year old woman was killed by a unlicenced fucktard on an unregistered electric e-dirt bike while walking in a park in Perth on Saturday. I might start walking the streets with a solid one metre steel pole to cull this plague.
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    Kmart’s gone all-in on green…is the new look genius or just plain gaudy?

    When I built our house in 1997, we opted for a similar colour for the living areas. The first coat was SOOOO bright, sunglasses were necessary! Three overcoats later, the hue settled down to become a beautiful soft yellow. Thankfully!
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    Kmart’s gone all-in on green…is the new look genius or just plain gaudy?

    No. I have got bigger tits.... o_O
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    This Aussie YouTube vlogger tried to expose ‘scammers’. How did he end up being charged instead?

    How about that head on a stick, Beauty and the Geek contestant Tamika Chesser, who lopped the head off her ex boyfriend. But women don't commit abhorrent crimes, do they? May this bitch get the razor wire broomstick treatment in Northfield Women's Prison.
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    Waste-to-energy in Australia: how it works, where new incinerators could go, and how they stack up

    Maybe they were drinking cardboard chardonnay at the Federal Hotel....
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    Kmart cleaning product priced at $6 sells out fast as shoppers rush in

    No mirrors in your house. For obvious reasons.... 🤣 🤣 🤣
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    Kmart cleaning product priced at $6 sells out fast as shoppers rush in

    I did a couple of hours ago and all I saw was the male equivalent of Jocelyn Wildenstein....
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    Waste-to-energy in Australia: how it works, where new incinerators could go, and how they stack up

    However, community backlash over potential health risks could put the plan in doubt. Those who are complaining are the ones whose scientific education ended in fourth form or Year 10. Technology has come a long way since the days of industry spewing out millions of tonnes of crap into the air...
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    Melbourne Locals Stunned: Why Is This Creek Suddenly Bright Blue? Find Out What’s Really Happening!

    Looks a hell of a lot better than the shit filled sewer known as the Yarra River. If the Yarra gets any more sludge and rubbish in it, the Webb pedestrian bridge will be redundant. You will be able to walk on water without the bridge!
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    Facing Your Demons

    Thank you @Catherines. ❤️ I am not ashamed of what I have done and I am far from perfect. Never been afraid to speak the nuts and bolts about myself or for anyone else, for that matter. The truth hurts and it's meant to.
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    This Aussie YouTube vlogger tried to expose ‘scammers’. How did he end up being charged instead?

    No sympathy for Porky Pigs sitting at a desk, looking at a computer screen for hours on end, while a serious crime is being committed, all the while complaining that they are "under resourced". Putting a crime into the too hard basket because they are too scared, while armed to the hilt with...
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    Experts reveal simple tricks homeowners use to outsmart burglars amid break-in surge

    Grammar Nazi? You want a superfluous comma between the "wind" and the "though"? How about a question mark turned through 90 degrees and implanted into your nether regions?
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    TV presenter faces court drama after scandal unfolds: 'Why, why, why?'

    This evil parasite should be subjected to the most horrendous torture imaginable. However, are these accusations historical or recent? If they are older than seven years old, the process of the "statute of limitations" should apply, as with many more hearsay accusations in the past.
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    Are you at risk? Health officials warn tourists after infected man visits popular Aussie destinations

    Ever thought of a career in comedy? What constitutes an outbreak? An greater than expected occurrence of a disease, which this is. Between 1 January and 27 May 2025, 77 people were diagnosed with measles in Australia. Most were young people aged 20 to 49 years who are either unvaccinated or...
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    TATTOO HURT?

    Extension piece....
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    FAST AND CHEAP: Will this retail addiction in Australia bite back hard soon?

    My motto is:- DRESS FOR FUNCTION, NOT FOR FASHION!
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