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  1. SirExton

    Joke They put what?!

    With a name like DiBox, isn't that how Prince Charles had a medical condition with a blue ring around his penis? Dipping it in Di's box? I bet you do not like this either? DiBox.
  2. SirExton

    Joke They put what?!

    Each 2 their own and remember, the world keeps revolving as it should!!
  3. SirExton

    Joke They put what?!

    Why do all the Ladies like a sailor? Because we know all the knots!
  4. SirExton

    Joke They put what?!

    I use to be a skin diver, but in my old age, I am now a Muff Diver, I still end up with popping ears, when their knees bang together!
  5. SirExton

    Joke Two Sisters

    Irish Cop it again! Advertisement for the Irish Navy; Deck Hands needed for submarines. Also Port Hole cleaners! At the dole office there is a sign asking for Tree Fellas. Paddy said to Mick "if Seamus was wid us, wid a got dat job??"
  6. SirExton

    Pizza Hut

    Butter dripping Garlic bread
  7. SirExton

    General Discussion Thread 06.05.2025

    Open my eyes and give thanks 2 God 4 another day with family and friends like SDC. AS I have more lives than a cat & I ama Leo, if U believe that stuff? Go to the Indian Ocean 4 my daily swim, winter or summer unless it's too rough! PARADISE! What a way 2 start mi day! God Bless all at SDC. Take...
  8. SirExton

    Joke A Little Help

    The above disappeared before I finished; One dog said "I am to be put down for biting my owner! The second a Bullmastiff said "I savaged a poodle and I am being put down! They asked the Great Dane "what are you in for?" The Great Dane replied " when my misters came out of the shower and bent...
  9. SirExton

    Joke A Little Help

    Male great dane dog in the vets with two other dogs, talking about why they are in there
  10. SirExton

    Millions of Aussies set for a cash boost—here’s what it could mean for you

    HelenB55 where can I get some of that fornication from? Ha! Ha! Ox
  11. SirExton

    Joke Makes cents

    That's not the way the coin got in the Fishes mouth?? The story of the coin in the fish's mouth is a miracle recounted in Matthew 17:24-27 of the Bible. Jesus instructs Peter to catch a fish and find a coin in its mouth to pay the temple tax for them both. This event demonstrates Jesus' power...
  12. SirExton

    Millions of Aussies set for a cash boost—here’s what it could mean for you

    Smoke and Mirrors Albo! Watch your back mate!
  13. SirExton

    General Discussion Thread 05.05.2025

    I was put out to work at a young age. This is a picture of me at the time, with my business advertisement, at age 5.
  14. SirExton

    Joke A Little Help

    I think they were trying to keep their head up? Not their Pecker!
  15. SirExton

    LOST PUPPY

    She'd think it a fart anyway!
  16. SirExton

    Joke Ibru

    Ibru
  17. SirExton

    Joke Dad Joke 🔤

    Me and my wife have words. But I never get to use mine!!
  18. SirExton

    WOMAN'S / MAN'S POEM

    Give ma woman, pure of Heart? Who when in bed, doesn't Fart! Who pulls a doona, over my head! Me with the smell, wishing me dead! This the action of a lady, who's Zyta! Who in the UK, I have just meet her! Back to Aus next week, I will arrive! The bloody smell, it gave me hives!
  19. SirExton

    Joke Bathroom upgrade?

    Pressure wash and vibrator all in one?
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