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His real name is Jake the peg, with the extra leg!

A year supply of 440mil Kilkenny Irish Beer cans. As there is a quarter pound of beefsteak in every glass! I always stand at the bar, when drinking. It's a well know fact, that you burn more calories when you standing. That means I can fit another beer in! Ta B sure, Ta B sure! Slaint'e

Is that Cheshire Chees from Romiley UK? Happy Birthday Helen. Ox

Yes! Becouse it was created! Amen!

That's how we have AI, because natural stupidity hurts! Some men have learnt the hard way! Me included, that's why I laugh at self, before others! Ha! Ha!

There was a guy at work, we called him, passion fingers! Cos everything he touched, he fucked up!

I ended up with a better chair, than the Boss, asking the question's!

The Best box for a cat, is a coffin?

Question "What is brown and crispy, and hangs from the ceiling?" Answer "Shaun Delier (chandelier). The Irish Electrician!"

Hi Veggie patch Did you see this expos'e from Jonnathan Cahn? Brilliant! It should be shown to every lefty politician and student here in Australia! God Bless! Regards Phil

Veggiepatch interested to know what does the red circle with the Red diagonal line mean and what is the black thing behind???

Mary Poppins. Or Whimpy from Popeye the Sailor Man. Are my visions

Serves U right! Ha! Ha!

I speak Lancastrian, the Queens English. "Has ta got thi cloggs on't feet, an't flat cap on't thed lad? Thur's trubal at Mill!"

Waking up to whatever type of day nature throes at me. Amen! & Amen! Love 2 all at SDC and members from Perth Western Australia OXOXox

Amen! & Amen! Ox

I walked into the South of Perth Yacht Club last night with my Lancashire flat cap on, that I forgot to leave in the car. I wear it all the time as advised by my GP, to keep my head covered due to having skin cancers removed in the past. One of the past commodores caught me out and said "Phil...

Mine is "it's the do'ers of the World that WIN!"