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After the Billy Connolly Fart funny before this one. I think his wife need the covers pulled over her head, and he administer a Dutch Oven Fart, in agreement!!!

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The defendant borrowed the hammer, from his neighbor, on the other side of his house!!

Sounds like Granny Clampet?

But will that still get U into Heaven, Is the question. Jest? Where R U from in Kiwi and where R U in Australia?

No it was QWERTY

I was, but now reborn, a new! And it feels great!

The first ever Newspaper recycling system! The Newpaper after being read, was cut into 4inch squares and the nail was reloaded with New Toilet Paper! As the Meerkat' say "Simple's!

But then the Lord Jusus Christ came as the Back Up! And is the BEST Anti Virus there is! To clen's the Hard Drive and Restore the Operating System, to Better than New! I know, cos I was once a Corrupted Floppy Disc with, One direction to Crash and Burn! My Modem is reloaded with Unconditional...

Plastic ones!

How do you make a Swissroll, stamp on his foot!

Now there are female pilots, do they still call it the Cockpit?

Cos he could and was protecting the back of his neck from sun burn! Simples as the meerkat say!

Sign in the Dole office read Tree fellers wanted. Paddy said ta Mick "if seamus would a bin wid us, we wuld'a got dat job!""

And it feels like a Raven landing on them!

Is that because there was always two in a pod??

My two daughters, Megan and Loren call me Farter, not Father when addressing me.

U must have a one track mind???? I was actually thinking of Monkey Nuts, in mixed nuts! But I can go with that thought, if you are lonely Luckyus

I do a lot of volunteering on the Sail Training Ship Leeuwin2 in Fremantle. On Christmas day I relieve the crew so the can spend their Christmas with their families. This is me as Santa, with a couple of my helpers.