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Throw the smoking ceremony along with that Traditional Custodians crap into the nearest otto bin. Jacinta has the best ideas.............

What's a dwarka?

Same same.

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I have worked for both Indians and Chinese, and find them pretty difficult to deal with money-wise. I had a friend in the Master Builders Assoc. who was a building consultant as I was. He did a lot of building work years ago for a Chinese guy in Sydney whom he had befriended. There was no...

Yup....that's the future

Some people !!!! About 40 years ago I built a new extension to a house in Blacktown Sydney for an Aussie Navy guy. The new back door to the house was a 1.8 metre wide aluminium and glass sliding door. Pretty standard sort of construction work. 10 years later I received a phone call from the new...

Us oldies are a bother to the government, I'm sure.

I went to an aged care home years ago to quote some construction work they were planning. It was in Westmead in Sydney. There was an old gentleman there who, according to the nurses used to wander around too much. So when he went to a toilet, one of the nurses opened the door and took his...

That is a very similar recipe my ex Chinese wife makes. If you put a little Bee Chiong (Kecap Manis) in the soy sauce and mix it, it tastes good too.

I had two chihuahuas, they used to confront my bluey that lived under my rear deck. They used to start barking like mad, so I guessed Mr Bluey had come out for some sun. As soon as he moved, the chihuahuas would make a dash for the doggy door or make a beeline for one of the outdoor...

Not enough culling. Too many people are against it. Kangaroos breed like rats.

Just wait for the cashed up investors charging huge rents get a look at this. They'll get around this one to.

We all must shed a tear for those in the Legislature, the Judiciary and the Executive. Overpaid, overfunded, with their lurks and perks. They never seem to go broke.

I have an uncle in law and his wife living in Laurieton. That's a great spot to live in.

Maybe she's practising her juggling routine for "Australias Got Talent"

Yep, animals will do that. Lucky for me and my sister, I had not long got my licence so was driving slowly, and in addition to that, I was driving thru an almost pea soup fog, so that slowed me down a lot. When I went to report the accident to the police the next morning, the policeman said "I...

I know. And now I can play "Trip the Piss Head"