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Why is a company like Aldi slugging their patrons with this charge, surely they are big enough to bargain with their bank

We are always being hung out to dry about these people who complain it is our fault for the reef. What about the plastic whirlpool the size of Texas, are any of these do gooders coming up with ideas to sort out that not so little mess

It's simple, just don't watch them. Turn the TV off, then you have nothing to complain about. No ratings, no shows. If the stations stop making money from their ads, they will eventually see the public's reaction to these losers' and their true worth will come out.

HOME SCHOOLED Most of the generation of 60+ years were home schooled in many ways. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the...

Never trust anyone with your money.

You are the second person in two days who has asked me that, and again no I haven't; have you read any of the JD Robb Death Series?

If you eat at Guzman y Gomez you should expect food poisoning of some kind. I went there years ago with my daughter and I asked for chicken, the worker scooped out green mince. My daughter asked for beef, the server took the lid off another pot, it resembled the same green mince as the...

Everyone goes poor Charles, his cancer struggle has taken a toll on him, prostate psst. He has not gone through what she has and there is also the chance it will pop up again. Ovarian cancer is a silent killer, often it is found too late for the patient, it was like when the Princess said they...

Squirrel Problem There were four churches and a synagogue in a small town: a Presbyterian church, a Baptist church, a Methodist church, a Catholic church, and a synagogue. Each church and the synagogue had a problem with squirrels. The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do...

BEAUTIFUL WORDS Someone has written these beautiful words. Must read and try to understand the deep meaning of it. They are like the Ten Commandments to follow in life all the time. 1. Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, But it is a "steering wheel" that directs...

MURPHY’S LAWS OF COMBAT OPERATIONS You are not superman Keep it simple stupid. Automatic weapons – aren’t. Recoilless weapons – aren’t. Suppressive fire – won’t. Incoming fire has right of way. If the enemy is in range, so are you. Don’t look conspicuous, it draws fire. If it’s stupid...

HOW TO KNOW YOU'RE GROWING OLD You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones. You stop looking forward to your next birthday. You walk with your head held high, trying to get used to your bifocals. You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against...

REPORTS TO INSURANCE The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car driver's attempt to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest words possible. The instances of faulty writing serve to confirm that even incompetent writing may be highly entertaining. Coming...

ONE LINERS A penny saved is obviously the result of a government oversight. Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid...